Comments on: Straight Line of the Day: When Obama Goes Skeet Shooting…

By: IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged!

IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 00:04:37 +0000

[...] Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “When Obama goes skeet shooting…” [...]

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 20:43:54 +0000

…the pigs flying outta my butt are more likely to get shot than anything he aims at.

By: Tin Man

Tin Man — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 19:22:19 +0000

Set three clay pigeons on the ground and walked five whole feet away and still hit one and winged another. He had originally planned to shoot at more than three rounds but his wife got tired of having to drag him out from the bushes he hid behind after every shot because that mean ole shotgun makes such a scary noise and makes him cry.

By: tanstaafl44

tanstaafl44 — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 02:31:25 +0000

he uses a tennis racket

By: 1richard

1richard — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 02:08:22 +0000

Hell freezes over….

By: Writer

Writer — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 01:18:00 +0000

He has yet to learn what one is.

By: Walt

Walt — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 23:33:21 +0000

He always takes plenty of journalists along as experienced skeet beaters.

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 23:15:25 +0000

……..he finds it hard to get the skeet into the needle. Oh yeah, I so did (finger snap).

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 23:03:30 +0000

…we wonders why the skeet don’t run from him, so he kicks them first and then shoots them.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 22:43:15 +0000

…..”What is, in his dreams?”

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 22:40:06 +0000

…..the clay pigeons are rigged to self desruct in 10 seconds.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 22:37:25 +0000

…he must be on one of those >many” vacations at Camp David.

By: Writer

Writer — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 22:12:12 +0000

. . . Joe Biden throws the pigeons since downrange is the safest place to be.

By: Writer

Writer — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 22:11:03 +0000

. . . the entire county is declared a “Hard Hat” area.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 22:05:28 +0000

….each clay pigeon is wrapped in the Constitution, to make them easier for him to aim at.

By: Writer

Writer — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 22:00:53 +0000

. . . OSHA regulations require everyone present to wear full bodt armor since the unfortunate accident in Februrary 2009.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 22:00:43 +0000

….he wears “mom” cammo.s

By: GrandLarsenE

GrandLarsenE — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 22:00:27 +0000

he just points his thang at Michelle and yells “skeet! skeet! skeet!”

By: Anonymiss

Anonymiss — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 21:52:39 +0000

The current Bo gathers up those skeet lickety-split, and Michelle has a wonderful – and low fat – skeet stew she whips up. They’re firm believers in eating what you hunt.
(I stole this from Lactose, btw. But he doesn’t mind

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 20:20:11 +0000

…he does it like a real man, he retrieves his gun from behind the toilet in an Italian restaurant and then tells the skeet to say hello to his little friend.

…he puts on his spurs one uhhhh spur at a time like anyone else.

…with a Republican he brushes up on his Dick Cheney/Bobby Knight Gun Safety Course.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 20:07:14 +0000

…he takes along Michelle as he possibly could hit the barn side of a broad.

By: kerrcarto

kerrcarto — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 19:54:33 +0000

No skeet get hurt

By: Apostic

Apostic — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 19:49:52 +0000

....he enjoys the music of Nick Rivers.

By: John B

John B — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 19:37:54 +0000

No snipe is safe.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 19:32:14 +0000

…the Secret Service detail only lets him carry one shell in his shirt breast pocket.