Straight Line of the Day: Why Did the Gun Cross the Road?

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Why did the gun cross the road?

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  1. …because the crossing guard fell asleep and all the live kids were stuck there.

    …Lee Harvey couldn’t get the angle just right.

    …the sign said Gun Free Zone, not Bullet Free Zone.

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  2. …because the chicken had a Concealled/Carry permit.

    …cuz it was TEXAS!!!

    …none of your business and don’t ask!

    …to get a better shot.

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  3. Because he was walking on the Right and couldn’t see behind him, so he figured he’d cross over to the Left to see the wrecks coming down the road about to hit him.

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  4. to be fitted for a new “magazine clip”

    A gun is an inanimate object – while it can be acted upon, it can not act on it’s own. Therefore the gun did not cross the road, it was carried; hopefully by a free citizen who was knowledgeable and responsible for it’s use. But even if it were carried by an ignorant citizen, even one with malicious thoughts, that’s okay too.
    It is only when that gun is used, by a person, in a criminal manner, that a crime is committed. And the fault lies with the person; the fallible, imperfect, human – who is subject to punishment for his immoral, illegal actions. If he commits a crime – gun or no – he is guilty and should be punished. The gun is not culpable, regardless of how it is used.

    Guess that’s more than a line, sorry.

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  5. …it once belonged to Obama’s grannie and it saw a minority yoot on it’s side of the street.

    …it was just zig-zagging to avoid the puddles of liberal pee.

    …to get to the abortion clinic so it could high-five the doctor.

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  6. …because there is better cover there.

    …Because that is where Eric Holder arranged for a Cartel to pick it up.

    …to get away from Diane Feinstein.

    …because the chicken is a freedom outlaw and refuses to bend to the will of a tyrant.

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  7. According to anti-joke chicken, A gun can’t cross the road; it is an inanimate object that cannot do anything on it’s own…

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  8. …because Travis Bickle’s Mohawk told it to.

    …because Sarah K’s Desert Eagle was held a bit too loosely.

    …the gun free zone around Obama is wider at the ears.

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  9. ….because it was attached to the French border guard leaving his post for the cigarette shop.

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