Straight Line of the Day: Why Did the Gun Cross the Road?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Why did the gun cross the road?
Send to Kindle
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Send to Kindle (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
January 15th, 2013 at 12:03 pm
to murder innocent children.
January 15th, 2013 at 12:05 pm
… because Eric Holder sent it there.
January 15th, 2013 at 12:05 pm
To get to the high capacity clip on the other side.
January 15th, 2013 at 12:06 pm
…because it was being carried by a chicken.
January 15th, 2013 at 12:07 pm
Biden is working on this whole out of control road crossing thing.
January 15th, 2013 at 12:07 pm
…Because the NRA member said, “I musket to the other side.”
January 15th, 2013 at 12:07 pm
…to get away from Cuomo.
January 15th, 2013 at 12:09 pm
To get to the blunderbuss stop.
January 15th, 2013 at 12:12 pm
…because it was the only free way.
January 15th, 2013 at 12:18 pm
because Obama wanted to arm the Mexican Drug Cartels
January 15th, 2013 at 12:20 pm
Because the road had it comin’.
January 15th, 2013 at 12:22 pm
…because the crossing guard fell asleep and all the live kids were stuck there.
…Lee Harvey couldn’t get the angle just right.
…the sign said Gun Free Zone, not Bullet Free Zone.
January 15th, 2013 at 12:27 pm
…because the chicken had a Concealled/Carry permit.
…cuz it was TEXAS!!!
…none of your business and don’t ask!
…to get a better shot.
January 15th, 2013 at 12:28 pm
…just to pi$$ off liberals.
January 15th, 2013 at 12:28 pm
…to better read the “Gun Free Zone” sign.
January 15th, 2013 at 12:30 pm
Because the road was the New York state line.
January 15th, 2013 at 12:32 pm
To catch the matinée at the gun show.
January 15th, 2013 at 12:35 pm
Because it was the ‘Sure Kill Expressway.”
January 15th, 2013 at 12:36 pm
“Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang…because.”
January 15th, 2013 at 12:36 pm
to prove that guns are capable of acting on their own.
January 15th, 2013 at 12:38 pm
Because he was walking on the Right and couldn’t see behind him, so he figured he’d cross over to the Left to see the wrecks coming down the road about to hit him.
January 15th, 2013 at 12:39 pm
…so he could shoot them.
January 15th, 2013 at 12:48 pm
His getaway car was parked on the other side. Only rifles are tall enough to drive, that’s another reason to ban them.
January 15th, 2013 at 12:49 pm
To buy a magazine.
The bar was across the street and he wanted to get loaded.
January 15th, 2013 at 12:50 pm
Proper English version:
That’s where the bar was and he wanted to get loaded.
January 15th, 2013 at 12:51 pm
…Dianne Feinstein was in a windowless van offering it some candy.
January 15th, 2013 at 12:55 pm
to be fitted for a new “magazine clip”
A gun is an inanimate object – while it can be acted upon, it can not act on it’s own. Therefore the gun did not cross the road, it was carried; hopefully by a free citizen who was knowledgeable and responsible for it’s use. But even if it were carried by an ignorant citizen, even one with malicious thoughts, that’s okay too.
It is only when that gun is used, by a person, in a criminal manner, that a crime is committed. And the fault lies with the person; the fallible, imperfect, human – who is subject to punishment for his immoral, illegal actions. If he commits a crime – gun or no – he is guilty and should be punished. The gun is not culpable, regardless of how it is used.
Guess that’s more than a line, sorry.
January 15th, 2013 at 1:00 pm
There was a free state on the other side and he was tired of being a slave.
January 15th, 2013 at 1:07 pm
…it once belonged to Obama’s grannie and it saw a minority yoot on it’s side of the street.
…it was just zig-zagging to avoid the puddles of liberal pee.
…to get to the abortion clinic so it could high-five the doctor.
January 15th, 2013 at 1:15 pm
…because there is better cover there.
…Because that is where Eric Holder arranged for a Cartel to pick it up.
…to get away from Diane Feinstein.
…because the chicken is a freedom outlaw and refuses to bend to the will of a tyrant.
January 15th, 2013 at 1:15 pm
Why did the gun cross the road? There is no spoon.
January 15th, 2013 at 1:16 pm
According to anti-joke chicken, A gun can’t cross the road; it is an inanimate object that cannot do anything on it’s own…
January 15th, 2013 at 1:33 pm
To get away from teh drug cartels it was sold to.
January 15th, 2013 at 1:53 pm
Because shut the hell up!
January 15th, 2013 at 2:02 pm
Because it was in my gunsafe as I hit 90mph leaving NY.
January 15th, 2013 at 2:17 pm
…because the gun can cross anything it wants to… You got something to say about that!
January 15th, 2013 at 2:18 pm
…because it was still in the cold dead fingers of the person hit by Obama’s bus.
January 15th, 2013 at 2:29 pm
…he just got fired.
January 15th, 2013 at 2:35 pm
…he felt he was up to caliber.
January 15th, 2013 at 2:35 pm
To get to the gun-free zone.
January 15th, 2013 at 2:35 pm
To verify the kill.
Because F#%^ the Po-lice. That’s why.
January 15th, 2013 at 2:54 pm
To get a better aim at the chicken.
January 15th, 2013 at 3:02 pm
…because Travis Bickle’s Mohawk told it to.
…because Sarah K’s Desert Eagle was held a bit too loosely.
…the gun free zone around Obama is wider at the ears.
January 15th, 2013 at 3:09 pm
I would like to point out that Bootstrap stole my gun-grabbing politician.
January 15th, 2013 at 3:39 pm
Guns don’t cross roads; only chickens cross roads.
January 15th, 2013 at 3:41 pm
…because the gun goes wherever Djangos, (racial expletive deleted).
January 15th, 2013 at 3:53 pm
… because it was trying to get out of New York.
January 15th, 2013 at 4:11 pm
To get some high capacity ammunition.
January 15th, 2013 at 4:39 pm
….because it was free range.
January 15th, 2013 at 4:40 pm
to shoot the chicken
January 15th, 2013 at 4:50 pm
…because they’re too stupid to stay put and negotiate !
January 15th, 2013 at 4:50 pm
Give it to blarg’s #20.
January 15th, 2013 at 4:52 pm
…because they saw how successful taking an all or nothing stand was on tax increases…
January 15th, 2013 at 5:07 pm
To protect the second amendment
January 15th, 2013 at 5:16 pm
To punch a hippy in the face.
January 15th, 2013 at 6:01 pm
To reach the high ground overlooking the grassy knoll.
January 15th, 2013 at 8:29 pm
….because it was attached to the French border guard leaving his post for the cigarette shop.
January 15th, 2013 at 9:38 pm
makin a run for da border
January 15th, 2013 at 11:54 pm
To get a-round.