Straight Line of the Day: Why Did the Gun Cross the Road?

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Why did the gun cross the road?

Send to Kindle
1 Star (Hated it)2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (Awesome) (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)


  1. to be fitted for a new “magazine clip”

    A gun is an inanimate object – while it can be acted upon, it can not act on it’s own. Therefore the gun did not cross the road, it was carried; hopefully by a free citizen who was knowledgeable and responsible for it’s use. But even if it were carried by an ignorant citizen, even one with malicious thoughts, that’s okay too.
    It is only when that gun is used, by a person, in a criminal manner, that a crime is committed. And the fault lies with the person; the fallible, imperfect, human – who is subject to punishment for his immoral, illegal actions. If he commits a crime – gun or no – he is guilty and should be punished. The gun is not culpable, regardless of how it is used.

    Guess that’s more than a line, sorry.


  2. …it once belonged to Obama’s grannie and it saw a minority yoot on it’s side of the street.

    …it was just zig-zagging to avoid the puddles of liberal pee.

    …to get to the abortion clinic so it could high-five the doctor.


  3. …because there is better cover there.

    …Because that is where Eric Holder arranged for a Cartel to pick it up.

    …to get away from Diane Feinstein.

    …because the chicken is a freedom outlaw and refuses to bend to the will of a tyrant.



Leave a Reply