Straight Line of the Day: Why Did the Gun Cross the Road?

Posted on January 15, 2013 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Why did the gun cross the road?

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59 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Why Did the Gun Cross the Road?”

  1. john callow says:

    …because they’re too stupid to stay put and negotiate !

  2. CCO says:

    Give it to blarg’s #20.

  3. john callow says:

    …because they saw how successful taking an all or nothing stand was on tax increases…

  4. James says:

    To protect the second amendment

  5. Annie says:

    To punch a hippy in the face.

  6. Writer says:

    To reach the high ground overlooking the grassy knoll.

  7. Tommy the Towelhead says:

    ….because it was attached to the French border guard leaving his post for the cigarette shop.

  8. RAML says:

    makin a run for da border

  9. Bob Wheeler says:

    To get a-round.

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