Comments on: Straight Line of the Day: Why Did the Gun Cross the Road?

By: Bob Wheeler

Bob Wheeler — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 04:54:48 +0000

To get a-round.

By: RAML

RAML — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 02:38:47 +0000

makin a run for da border

By: Tommy the Towelhead

Tommy the Towelhead — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 01:29:40 +0000

….because it was attached to the French border guard leaving his post for the cigarette shop.

By: Writer

Writer — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 23:01:04 +0000

To reach the high ground overlooking the grassy knoll.

By: Annie

Annie — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 22:16:26 +0000

To punch a hippy in the face.

By: James

James — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 22:07:32 +0000

To protect the second amendment

By: john callow

john callow — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 21:52:10 +0000

…because they saw how successful taking an all or nothing stand was on tax increases…

By: CCO

CCO — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 21:50:25 +0000

Give it to blarg’s #20.

By: john callow

john callow — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 21:50:05 +0000

…because they’re too stupid to stay put and negotiate !

By: GrandLarsenE

GrandLarsenE — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 21:40:55 +0000

to shoot the chicken

By: tomg51

tomg51 — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 21:39:01 +0000

….because it was free range.

By: Tinman

Tinman — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 21:11:13 +0000

To get some high capacity ammunition.

By: gsmtiger

gsmtiger — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 20:53:25 +0000

… because it was trying to get out of New York.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 20:41:09 +0000

…because the gun goes wherever Djangos, (racial expletive deleted).

By: DrRiff

DrRiff — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 20:39:56 +0000

Guns don’t cross roads; only chickens cross roads.

By: artvol11

artvol11 — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 20:09:22 +0000

I would like to point out that Bootstrap stole my gun-grabbing politician.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 20:02:44 +0000

…because Travis Bickle’s Mohawk told it to.

…because Sarah K’s Desert Eagle was held a bit too loosely.

…the gun free zone around Obama is wider at the ears.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 19:54:01 +0000

To get a better aim at the chicken.

By: Robert

Robert — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 19:35:13 +0000

To verify the kill.

Because F#%^ the Po-lice. That’s why.

By: @boston_bubba

@boston_bubba — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 19:35:03 +0000

To get to the gun-free zone.

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 19:35:00 +0000

…he felt he was up to caliber.

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 19:29:32 +0000

…he just got fired.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 19:18:00 +0000

…because it was still in the cold dead fingers of the person hit by Obama’s bus.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 19:17:00 +0000

…because the gun can cross anything it wants to… You got something to say about that!

By: Rayfan87

Rayfan87 — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 19:02:46 +0000

Because it was in my gunsafe as I hit 90mph leaving NY.