The Advantages of a Bad Economy

Posted on January 23, 2013 1:00 pm

High school graduation is up. This is apparently related to the bad economy as people are staying in school as there are no job opportunities out there. That makes me think: Maybe we should look more on the bright side of the horrible Obama economy.


* Illegal immigration is down.

* Less emissions with so many fewer people needed to drive to work each day.

* Gives us time to appreciate the bare necessities of life.

* Wallets lasting longer with so much less wear and tear on them.

* Pedophiles these days are less able to afford a windowless van.

What are your favorite advantages of a bad economy?

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22 Responses to “The Advantages of a Bad Economy”

  1. KristenS says:

    Better opportunities for soap opera actors, as their daytime audience has been steadily increasing.

  2. Professor Hale says:

    Relatives like me again since I am the one with the job.

  3. Dohtimes says:

    *Harry Reid uses less gas AND there are less fatty fat kids because candy consumption is down also.

  4. Writer says:

    Time to catch up with the last fourty years of reruns.

  5. Writer says:

    Far more time to spend on politics and anger.

  6. alexchris says:

    Much more time to spend on the internet reading IMAO!!!!

  7. Apostic says:

    Chicks dig a rich guy, and now rich means you can order TWO items off the 99ยข menu…

  8. plentyobailouts says:

    Wiskey sales have increased as have “magazines” and doughnuts.

    It is safer crossing the street.

    People are tanner

    The Norwegians in Morehead finally have someone to make fun of!

  9. CarolyntheMommy says:

    Watching liberals stick their heads into previously unheard-of lengths up their own rear ends to avoid seeing the light about HisMajestyKingObamaTheBeautifulOneWhoShines.

  10. CarolyntheMommy says:

    The window shopping market is booming

  11. Ernie Loco says:

    Lap dances are more economical – you can get two strippers to fight over just one dollar.

  12. Jimmy says:

    I have more time to work.

    Wait… I don’t have time for this comment…

  13. FredKey says:

    You can always get a seat on the train in the morning.

  14. John D says:

    Lower take-home pay and the high cost of ammo make me less angry* about the 7 round limit Governor CuoMao placed on magazines in NY.

    *Still angry, just less angry. Slightly less.

  15. CTCompromise says:

    Burglars can’t afford the gas to rob as many as houses as they used to.

  16. CTCompromise says:

    Much shorter check out lines in stores.

  17. CTCompromise says:

    Fewer animals being hurt/killed by recreational boats, airplanes, and/or campers.

  18. CTCompromise says:

    Old ladies have to cut down on the number of cats they have.

  19. CTCompromise says:

    Trading floor of the NYSE is a much quieter, less hectic place to work.

  20. CarolyntheMommy says:

    I get to google Jimmy. You know what’s surprising? There’s more than one.

  21. CarolyntheMommy says:

    Sorry: Google.

  22. Jimmy says:

    CarolyntheMommy, I suspect you’re wearing beer goggles googles!

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