Comments on: The Advantages of a Bad Economy

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 03:13:26 +0000

CarolyntheMommy, I suspect you're wearing beer ~~goggles~~ googles!

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 00:58:25 +0000

Sorry: Google.

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 00:58:08 +0000

I get to google Jimmy. You know what’s surprising? There’s more than one.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 22:59:31 +0000

Trading floor of the NYSE is a much quieter, less hectic place to work.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 22:56:32 +0000

Old ladies have to cut down on the number of cats they have.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 22:55:19 +0000

Fewer animals being hurt/killed by recreational boats, airplanes, and/or campers.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 22:52:53 +0000

Much shorter check out lines in stores.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 22:47:48 +0000

Burglars can’t afford the gas to rob as many as houses as they used to.

By: John D

John D — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 20:42:15 +0000

Lower take-home pay and the high cost of ammo make me less angry* about the 7 round limit Governor CuoMao placed on magazines in NY.

*Still angry, just less angry. Slightly less.

By: FredKey

FredKey — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:39:55 +0000

You can always get a seat on the train in the morning.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:37:43 +0000

I have more time to work.

Wait… I don’t have time for this comment…

By: Ernie Loco

Ernie Loco — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:37:00 +0000

Lap dances are more economical - you can get two strippers to fight over just one dollar.

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:23:43 +0000

The window shopping market is booming

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:22:09 +0000

Watching liberals stick their heads into previously unheard-of lengths up their own rear ends to avoid seeing the light about HisMajestyKingObamaTheBeautifulOneWhoShines.

By: plentyobailouts

plentyobailouts — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:20:59 +0000

Wiskey sales have increased as have “magazines” and doughnuts.

It is safer crossing the street.

People are tanner

The Norwegians in Morehead finally have someone to make fun of!

By: Apostic

Apostic — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:17:22 +0000

Chicks dig a rich guy, and now rich means you can order TWO items off the 99¢ menu…

By: alexchris

alexchris — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 18:25:26 +0000

Much more time to spend on the internet reading IMAO!!!!

By: Writer

Writer — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 18:06:12 +0000

Far more time to spend on politics and anger.

By: Writer

Writer — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 18:05:39 +0000

Time to catch up with the last fourty years of reruns.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 18:04:16 +0000

*Harry Reid uses less gas AND there are less fatty fat kids because candy consumption is down also.

By: Professor Hale

Professor Hale — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 18:02:28 +0000

Relatives like me again since I am the one with the job.

By: KristenS

KristenS — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 18:02:21 +0000

Better opportunities for soap opera actors, as their daytime audience has been steadily increasing.