Comments on: The Assault Weapons Ban Continues to Be Talked About http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/the-assault-weapons-ban-continues-to-be-talked-about/ Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. Thu, 23 May 2013 05:47:05 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: Professor Hale http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/the-assault-weapons-ban-continues-to-be-talked-about/comment-page-1/#comment-388059 Professor Hale Wed, 16 Jan 2013 14:03:13 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33917#comment-388059 We don’t need to wait for congress to figure things out because we like things the way they are. No solution is required.

]]> By: Bunkerhillbilly http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/the-assault-weapons-ban-continues-to-be-talked-about/comment-page-1/#comment-387776 Bunkerhillbilly Tue, 15 Jan 2013 23:09:28 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33917#comment-387776 We should “take back” the terminology and illustrate their absurdity by affixing the prefix “assault” to everything in our daily lives.

Because if a certain sector of the citizenry accept the dimwitted concept of something existing which actually does not (the assault-rifle), then let us push this asshelmetry to the extreme.

Ex: “Honey, if you’re going to the supermarket, be sure to get some more assault-diapers and assault-baby powder, we’re running low.”

Ex: [addressing a waitress] “I’ll have an assault-steak, cooked medium, a side of assault-fries, and a pint of assault-beer.”

Ex: “But of course, sweety, Daddy will gladly read you an assault-bedtime story.”

Anything can be given the prefix…assault-celphone; assault-tickets to the assault-game; Super Assault-Bowl XLVIII; assault-blog; assault-brother/sister/husband/wife/children.

Assault away!

]]> By: Writer http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/the-assault-weapons-ban-continues-to-be-talked-about/comment-page-1/#comment-387768 Writer Tue, 15 Jan 2013 22:50:47 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33917#comment-387768 How about an assault weapons ban on the Constitution?
Hang everyone advocating restricting the Constitution without the Amendment Process.
It would at least be more meaningful.

]]> By: Writer http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/the-assault-weapons-ban-continues-to-be-talked-about/comment-page-1/#comment-387763 Writer Tue, 15 Jan 2013 22:45:18 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33917#comment-387763 That would be the equivalent of going out of business, if they took as long to put new limits in as they have spent passing a budget.

]]> By: Mr Evilwrench http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/the-assault-weapons-ban-continues-to-be-talked-about/comment-page-1/#comment-387735 Mr Evilwrench Tue, 15 Jan 2013 21:30:09 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33917#comment-387735 Heh, we done bought everything up, so there’s nothing left to sell. That’ll show ‘em.

]]> By: Son of Bob http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/the-assault-weapons-ban-continues-to-be-talked-about/comment-page-1/#comment-387722 Son of Bob Tue, 15 Jan 2013 21:07:24 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33917#comment-387722 Albers? Here. Anderson? Here. Anheiser? Here. Busch? Here. Boehner? Boehner? Boehner? He’s drunk. Thank you, Simone. Drucker?

]]> By: blarg http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/the-assault-weapons-ban-continues-to-be-talked-about/comment-page-1/#comment-387714 blarg Tue, 15 Jan 2013 20:55:25 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33917#comment-387714 Although this will never happen, I’d love to see gun and ammo manufacturers say to the government “if you restrict our ability to sell our products to civilians, we’re going to stop selling our products to you.”

]]> By: Jimmy http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/the-assault-weapons-ban-continues-to-be-talked-about/comment-page-1/#comment-387701 Jimmy Tue, 15 Jan 2013 20:26:26 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33917#comment-387701 No assault weapons ban? Well, then I think we should license assault hammers because they’re killing more people than guns.

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