The Fourth of July Came Early

Star Spangled Spatula

If you’re not flipping your burgers with this, you’re a commie.

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  1. I think it is cool, but I don’t think I could bring myself to shove an American flag over a fire and under greasey food. Due to my Boy Scout upbringing during the ’60’s, my respect for the flag is irrevocably susperstitious that way. Look: At work they got us some coasters that have American flags on them; I’ve never been comfortable with setting a drink on one. And, yeah, I know such things aren’t real flags, but in my mind they’re still representations of one.


  2. @4 – I totally understand and respect your position.

    On the other hand, even if you don’t flip burgers with it, you can probably still use it to beat a commie to death with.



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