The Fourth of July Came Early

Posted on January 31, 2013 8:00 am

Star Spangled Spatula

If you’re not flipping your burgers with this, you’re a commie.

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9 Responses to “The Fourth of July Came Early”

  1. Oppo says:

    Very cool.

    And, in honor of our pResident, you can use it to flip constantly.

  2. DamnCat says:

    I dunno – $65 buys a lot of tuna…

  3. burt says:

    I think the leather thong thru the handle makes this an ‘assault’ spatula.

  4. Apostic says:

    I think it is cool, but I don’t think I could bring myself to shove an American flag over a fire and under greasey food. Due to my Boy Scout upbringing during the ’60’s, my respect for the flag is irrevocably susperstitious that way. Look: At work they got us some coasters that have American flags on them; I’ve never been comfortable with setting a drink on one. And, yeah, I know such things aren’t real flags, but in my mind they’re still representations of one.

  5. Harvey says:

    @4 – I totally understand and respect your position.

    On the other hand, even if you don’t flip burgers with it, you can probably still use it to beat a commie to death with.

  6. alexchris says:

    @3 – Yes, the libtards will be banning this next!!!

  7. zzyzx says:

    Harvey…you’re a genius.

  8. Jimmy says:

    …AND it could leave an imprint on my mashed potato patties!!

  9. Jimmy says:

    …or on a Liberal’s butt.

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