Comments on: The One-Star Amazon Reviewer

By: Bunkerhillbilly

Bunkerhillbilly — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 22:57:40 +0000

Since the internet took off, how many “heavy breather” phone calls have you received?

Er…now it’s “heavy breather” Skype-ing.

By: innominatus

innominatus — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 22:23:40 +0000

>>>(I assume you’ve bought it; it would be silly not to)

Of all of Frank J.’s admirable qualities, his mastery of the semicolon is at the top of the list.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 21:47:45 +0000

“What did people like him do before the internet?”

Since the internet took off, how many “heavy breather” phone calls have you received?…I’m just sayin’

By: Crabby Old Bat

Crabby Old Bat — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 21:28:17 +0000

Where’s the button for “This reviewer is an @ss!”? I’m sick of civility. Reviewer flame wars!!!

By: Bunkerhillbilly

Bunkerhillbilly — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 21:17:56 +0000

Clearly the poor sod was too stingy to pony up for the leatherbound, hardback edition, hand inscribed in gold-leaf, and encased in a teak and ironwood presentation box (which doubles nicely as a humidor). I also enjoyed the bonus audiobook…Henry Rollins was an interesting choice for a reader. ( I guess the publisher couldn’t meet Gary Sinise’s “ask”?)

By: Genghis Khen

Genghis Khen — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 21:10:17 +0000

I marked the review as: not helpful. That’ll teach him.

By: James

James — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 21:04:44 +0000

I you had kept your promise to give away a free pound of bacon with each book sold you wouldn’t have any negative reviews. Even conservative-hating idiots love a good strip of bacon.

By: Rock Throwing Peasant

Rock Throwing Peasant — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 20:45:48 +0000

Let the mockery commence!

By: plentyobailouts

plentyobailouts — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 20:22:02 +0000

One star is a bad thing? dang.

Osama is too busy giving everyone phones and unicorns, so he hasn’t gotten around to giving me an e-reader. Soon, he says, just after he cuts taxes and balances the budget.