We Don’t Need the FDA, We Need Highly Caffeinated Sodas

Posted on January 18, 2013 4:00 pm

On my previous post about the worthlessness of the FDA, blarg [High Praise!] commented:

maybe the FDA will mandate that every farmer keep a security force with jets to maintain air and land supperiority while they grow crops. Maybe one of those laser grids that blasts anything that moves.

Which reminded me that such a security force already exists:


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6 Responses to “We Don’t Need the FDA, We Need Highly Caffeinated Sodas”

  1. Tau Dades says:

    who knew, this whole time Frank has been advocating Hippie punching, we could have just sent a robot after them.

  2. Jimmy says:

    My crows love me for 11 months out of the year. However, during apple season, I shoot shout at them to ‘get the hell out!’ The rest of the time, I feed them peanuts and they agree to act as protecting sentinels. We’ve reached an understanding: don’t mess with Jimmy’s apples and he’ll take good care of you!

  3. spacemonkey says:

    I want some vault now.

  4. Keln says:

    Pounds of bacon for whoever wrote that commercial.

  5. Harvey says:

    @4 – A big, bacony AMEN! to that.

    I’ve watched this commercial dozens of times in the years since it first came out, and it NEVER fails to make me very, very happy.

    Brian’s farm IS my happy place.

  6. Ogrrre says:

    Tau, don’t you think letting the robots doing the hippy punching takes all of the fun out of life? Well, some of the fun, anyway?

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