What Is Less Popular than Congress?

Posted on January 9, 2013 1:00 pm

So a Public Policy Polling did a poll of Congress versus a number of different things, and found that Congress is even less popular than Nickelback.

Have you heard Nickelback? I once made a mistake where I kinda liked one Nickelback song and gave it a thumbs up on Pandora which then caused Pandora to play more Nickelback which was just horrible. As far as I can tell, pretty much all their songs are about how tiny their penises are and how they really need to overcompensate for it.

But, still, yeah, better than Congress.

Interesting, though, what things ranked lower than Congress; one of them was “Communism.” Hey, we worry about our country, but there are still signs we have our heads on straight.

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5 Responses to “What Is Less Popular than Congress?”

  1. Jimmy says:

    What is MORE popular than Congress?

    * Six-month old food in the back of your fridge.

    * That ammonia smell in your diaper bucket.

    * Watching your dog poop a tape worm.

    * Carpenter ants.

  2. plentyobailouts says:

    What is less popular than congress? aljazeeera, listening to an occupant speech, keef uberstink, rosie giant hog odonnell, john capitulate boner, mitch here you go mcconnell, and getting your private area caught in a bear trap in a swamp next to three hungry alligators being ridden by monkeys with a short chimp complex. Oh and mooseslimes.

  3. Jack says:

    Some ideas that jump out at me that might me almost as unpopular as Congress are being skinned alive by Machin Shin and then watching as it knits a meat-three-piece suit from the strips.

    “Flesh so fine, so fine to tear, to gnash the skin; skin to strip, to plait, so nice to plait the strips, so nice, so red the drops that fall; blood so red, so red, so sweet; sweet screams, pretty screams, singing screams, scream your song, sing your screams…”

    —Machin Shin, The Black Wind

  4. 9vMojo says:

    barbed wire suppositories. but not by much.

  5. TiminAL says:

    @2-POB. Unless your a democrat, including the swamp thang.

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