Comments on: What Is Less Popular than Congress?

By: TiminAL

TiminAL — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 23:59:05 +0000

@2-POB. Unless your a democrat, including the swamp thang.

By: 9vMojo

9vMojo — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 21:35:23 +0000

barbed wire suppositories. but not by much.

By: Jack

Jack — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 19:54:34 +0000

Some ideas that jump out at me that might me almost as unpopular as Congress are being skinned alive by Machin Shin and then watching as it knits a meat-three-piece suit from the strips.

“Flesh so fine, so fine to tear, to gnash the skin; skin to strip, to plait, so nice to plait the strips, so nice, so red the drops that fall; blood so red, so red, so sweet; sweet screams, pretty screams, singing screams, scream your song, sing your screams…”

—Machin Shin, The Black Wind

By: plentyobailouts

plentyobailouts — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 18:57:07 +0000

What is less popular than congress? aljazeeera, listening to an occupant speech, keef uberstink, rosie giant hog odonnell, john capitulate boner, mitch here you go mcconnell, and getting your private area caught in a bear trap in a swamp next to three hungry alligators being ridden by monkeys with a short chimp complex. Oh and mooseslimes.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 18:45:48 +0000

What is MORE popular than Congress?

* Six-month old food in the back of your fridge.

* That ammonia smell in your diaper bucket.

* Watching your dog poop a tape worm.

* Carpenter ants.