Why a Man Should Get Married

Posted on January 28, 2013 1:00 pm

Steven Crowder lists five reasons why a man should get married. Looking back on my life before SarahK, I’m not exactly sure how I even survived before marriage.

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18 Responses to “Why a Man Should Get Married”

  1. Anonymiss says:

    Haha I read this article this morning and thought of you. It makes me laugh that you posted it. I notice the author has been married a whopping 5 months. How long have you been married?

  2. Conservatarian says:

    …you got me at “sex and sandwiches”

  3. Harvey says:

    *bites tongue*

  4. Frank J. says:

    Anonymiss,

    I’ve been married seven and a half years.

    Harvey,

    You can do counter list if you want :P

  5. Son of Bob says:

    LIBERAL MEMO:

    Marriage is awful and no one should ever want to get married…however, gay marriage is a wonderful institution that everyone should subscribe to and support.

  6. Iowa Jim says:

    Looking back on my life before SarahK, I’m not exactly sure how I even survived before marriage.
    Looking back at what I now realize my ex-fiancee was like, I don't think that I would have survived marriage.

    As the old joke has it:

    Q. What is the penalty for bigamy?

    A. Two wives!

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  8. Anonymiss says:

    Congratulations, Frank! I meant no disrespect. I just thought it was funny the article was written by such a newbie.

  9. Basil says:

    Harvey, let me know if I can help.

    Been there. Done that. Lost the t-shirt in the settlement.

  10. Harvey says:

    @9 – Not to worry. Turns out there are… upsides… to being unshackled.

  11. Anonymiss says:

    Basil and Harvey, if you need any female help…. :)

  12. Jimmy says:

    Harvey, one of the “upsides” is that you don’t get beaten upside your head!

    (Since Crowder’s piece wasn’t in video form, I didn’t read it, since I don’t read.)

  13. TiminAL says:

    I feel blessed each and every day to have the first thing I see each morning is my bride of 23 years. Count your blessings Frnak – she could have said “No”.

  14. DamnCat says:

    @Harvey – I hope you get to keep the cats.

  15. Harvey says:

    @14 – 4 out of 5 of them. #5 was a jerk anyway.

  16. Anonymiss says:

    “Choose your life’s mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 percent of all your happiness or misery.” H. Jackson Brown Jr.

  17. DamnCat says:

    @Harvey – yeah, about the same ratio as humans.

  18. hatless in hattiesburg says:

    i thought maybe i would get married someday, but i couldn’t come up with a cool enough t-shirt design… *sigh*

    :D

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