Why All Obama Supporters Should Attend His Inauguration

Posted on January 7, 2013 8:00 pm

President Obama emailed supporters to encourage them to attend his inauguration.

You’d think most of them would show up, since standing around doing nothing useful is what Obama supporters do best.

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7 Responses to “Why All Obama Supporters Should Attend His Inauguration”

  1. CarolyntheMommy says:

    And you would think there’d be lots of celebrities at the balls, since standing around and doing nothing productive and drinking while wearing fancy outfits is what celebrities do best.

  2. NoMoBama says:

    Since 2/3 of them don’t work, what was he going to do, send them the tickets to get there too?

  3. 1200intell says:

    Apparently the “Bus-in-Protester” types aren’t desired at the party.

  4. Marc says:

    I am guessing that it would be rather awkward to have a televised inaugural parade through empty streets. Hard to zoom in, like C-Span, to hide the fact that nobody is there to watch.

  5. Marc says:

    The “occupy” mob should be available….not like they all went out and got jobs or anything….and most have a smartphone (Obamaphone or mommy and daddy provided) so they can get the email.

  6. John S says:

    Set up a line of Diebold voting machines as his audience. After all, actual humans that voted chose Mitt Romney.

  7. 4of7 says:

    Tell them there will be free booze at the White house, maybe they can have a replay of the Jackson inaugeral of 1829.

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