Why Did the Turtle Cross the Road?

A Clemson University study shows that people will actually swerve to squash turtles trying to cross the road.

Maybe the little guys would be safer hitching a ride with that chicken everyone’s always asking about.

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  1. I have stopped and carried turtles the rest of the way ‘cross the road many times. Lots of folks like to kill turtles because they eat fingerling fish. I don’t much care for fish so it doesn’t bother me. Now if turtles ate chubby girls with low morals I’d run over ’em too.


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