Comments on: Why Did the Turtle Cross the Road?

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Sat, 05 Jan 2013 18:45:19 +0000

Because yesterday he saw some lettuce over there?

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Sat, 05 Jan 2013 18:13:46 +0000

So just about the same time the University of Maryland does a slow scamper to the Big Ten?

By: Tommy the Towelhead

Tommy the Towelhead — Sat, 05 Jan 2013 16:20:31 +0000

Turtles have such a deilghtful crunch when you hit them – like a bicycle helmet, only without the lawsuit.

By: Bill

Bill — Sat, 05 Jan 2013 16:10:46 +0000

Guess who got the bill for that study

By: Iowa Jim

Iowa Jim — Sat, 05 Jan 2013 14:04:36 +0000

Q. Why did the punk rocker cross the road?

A. Because he was stapled to a chicken.

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Sat, 05 Jan 2013 09:43:10 +0000

Here in Alaska we don’t have turtles to run over so we run over these guy’s instead…doesn’t always work out well though. http://alaskahunt.blogspot.com/2007/05/650-alaska-moose-killed-in-vehicle.html

By: Karen

Karen — Sat, 05 Jan 2013 08:21:57 +0000

So, that’s why the stupid surface levels of the NES Ninja Turtles game were so hard.

By: Peter

Peter — Sat, 05 Jan 2013 06:50:29 +0000

I have stopped and carried turtles the rest of the way ‘cross the road many times. Lots of folks like to kill turtles because they eat fingerling fish. I don’t much care for fish so it doesn’t bother me. Now if turtles ate chubby girls with low morals I’d run over ‘em too.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Sat, 05 Jan 2013 05:21:15 +0000

They should make it a “turtle free zone,” then the turtles won’t cross there.