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By: Bunkerhillbilly

Bunkerhillbilly — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 01:44:48 +0000

Charter Arms sells colored guns.

Erm….in the event that the above is not racist…(“colored guns”? Didn’t they stop referring to them as “colored” back in the 60s?)…I’d like to have Charter do a run in Black Watch plaid to match my kilt and trews. It’d be the talk of the St. Patrick’s parties.

Perhaps a series of weapons done up in the owner’s university colors? The blue and gold of Notre Dame. Harvard crimson.

If they do Hello-Kitty, perhaps something in Papa Smurf? The Betty Boop Desert Eagle?

By: Denise

Denise — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 01:14:41 +0000

If anyone is interested, Charter Arms sells colored guns, including that god-awful pink. (Why do people assume women want pink?) Anyway, they are anodized aluminum frames. Mine is lavender. They also have striped ones. That shouldn’t scare anybody.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 22:31:56 +0000

Writer, I used to do that ammonia trick as a kid with dogs that charged my bike. It’s terrific.

And of course, as a matter of principal, squirt all Cats!

By: Writer

Writer — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 22:21:14 +0000

I like the one I carry when I take my little dog for a walk, but I suppose it will be banned next.

Its nonlethal.

It works well.

Its an ammonia-filled power squirt gun. It repels animals and people that I shoot it at.

On the other hand, at home I keep a number of other choices that will reach to the proerty line (I have an acreage), and for personal protection a sawed-off double-12, in case I have to shoot in the dark.

No one has ever asked me to demonstrate it.

By: NO_MO_BAMA

NO_MO_BAMA — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 20:35:54 +0000

If superglue had one, things might be different.

By: blarg

blarg — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 19:44:59 +0000

high-powered, assault-style, semi-auto nail driver…..BAN!!!

By: NO_MO_BAMA

NO_MO_BAMA — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 19:27:49 +0000

Like this Semi-automatic ??? O_O

By: NO_MO_BAMA

NO_MO_BAMA — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 19:15:26 +0000

Why not just put a picture of someone holding a gun to their head with a red circle and line through it on every gun? If it’s kept me from cutting my fingers off all these years, should work with guns too.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 18:43:04 +0000

“I have someone I want you to meet.”

“Who is it, Jimmy?”

“Little Jimmy.”

*BANG!*

By: shane

shane — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 18:41:40 +0000

i give you the Hello Kitty AR-15...

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 18:26:59 +0000

The new test is: Does your gun look scarier than Little Jimmy but less scary than Janeane Garofalo?

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 17:38:15 +0000

And I’m going to call my favorite double barrel, “Little Jimmy.”

By: blarg

blarg — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 17:29:50 +0000

we need higher capacity mags so our guns can hold more love!

By: blarg

blarg — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 17:29:05 +0000

my gun doesn’t hold “rounds” it holds “love pellets”

By: Scott

Scott — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 17:26:58 +0000

That proposal makes me think of this: Anikin's Happy Place And this: Meet the Pyro.

By: Harvey

Harvey — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 17:24:59 +0000

I’ll call my shooter “My Little Glockie”. Sounds a lot friendlier.

By: blarg

blarg — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 17:20:24 +0000

from now on I will refer to my carry gun as the Springfield Happy Fun Bunny

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 17:15:13 +0000

“Oh, look dear, little Johnny’s playing with your Happy Fun Bunny. It’s so cute!”

*BANG*

By: Carolynp

Carolynp — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 17:12:14 +0000

I think parenthood has profoundly changed you.

By: AwesometificAmerican

AwesometificAmerican — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 16:46:57 +0000

Let us not forget that this is also an assault on private property rights. Already we have private land being taken by immanent domain, there are those pushing to make it illegal for you to resell that video game you bought and hated to a private seller, same with old text books and God help you if you try selling a used CD or DVD. Now they want to regulate your selling of your personal firearms. Make no mistake the move against the 2nd Amendment is also a move against every amendment in the Bill of Rights.

Paranoid rant over, now get back to the funny.

By: Chip

Chip — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 16:42:42 +0000

Blarg is onto something…. the wife said she would love a barbie-pink hand gun.

Or a deep red diamond flake like on the speed boats.

I personally wouldn’t mind a deep mahogany wood grain. And in plastic I wouldn’t have to care for it like it was wood. I’m lazy with certain things.

By: Doug

Doug — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 16:38:10 +0000

Can you get a SCAR in Pink?

Actually you can, but who would want one?
Even all tricked out, pink isn’t very scary.

Women would go for it though.

By: blarg

blarg — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 16:36:28 +0000

since a lot of guns now use a lot of polymer parts, why not mold them in primary Fisher-Price colors?

By: Basil

Basil — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 16:36:11 +0000

The Happy Fun Bunny is a lightweight, air-cooled, gas-operated, magazine-fed rifle designed for either automatic or semi-automatic fire through use of a selector lever. It has an effective range of 800 meters for an area target.