Wisdom of the Day: Coffee Crocs Dreams Titanic

Posted on January 28, 2013 5:00 pm

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6 Responses to “Wisdom of the Day: Coffee Crocs Dreams Titanic”

  1. zzyzx says:

    I guess if he had a son he’d look like Trayvon Martin but wouldn’t have much of a future in the NFL.

  2. Son of Bob says:

    If Barack had a son, he’d be that annoying kid who never got a job and was always trying to bum cigarettes and a ride…just like Daddy.

  3. Oppo says:

    In sum, he wouldn’t be a linebaracker and he’d piggybarack on others. Inherited lack-of-character-istics.

  4. JAGernaut says:

    “Coffee Crocs Dreams Titanic”

    We seem to be missing the Titanic part…

    I heard that when the Titanic crashed into the iceberg, the resident polar bears came aboard and mauled all the passengers who were wearing crocs before the ship sank.

  5. Frank J. says:


    You’re right. Fixed.

  6. Harvey says:

    “Would you rather wear crocs just once in public or be mauled by a polar bear?”

    Um… “walking to the mailbox” public, or “going to the mall” public?

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