The fiscal cliff deal: a crackhead with a $400/day habit robs $6 from an old lady, then tells his dealer to make his bag $0.15 lighter.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 2, 2013
There’s a bad flu going around. Apparently people are too stupid to cover their mouths when I cough.
— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) January 2, 2013
Easiest way to tell if someone’s ever lived in New York is they’ll mention it right away.
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) January 2, 2013
Apparently Great Clips doesn’t like it when you sit in there 8hrs/day chomping on a cigar shouting HE AINT PRETTY NO MORE after every cut
— Steve (@extranapkins) January 2, 2013