Fish never sleep because they are so full of rage
— FREE FACTS™ ! (@FREE_FACTS) January 9, 2013
Say what you want about Hitler, but he killed Hitler.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 9, 2013
One time my dad caught me smoking an e-cig so he took me out to the shed and made me smoke an entire VCR.
— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) January 9, 2013
If I had a time machine, I would go to Germany in the 1930′s & eat an authentic German pretzel.FINE. I’ll kill Hitler while I’m there.
— Gavin Speiller (@gavinspeiller) January 9, 2013