Scientists say they’ve developed the ability to store music and books using human DNA. So… they’ve invented the librarian? #tcot
— Fred Thompson (@fredthompson) January 30, 2013
I refuse to allow women to be left defenseless to rapists b/c coastal lib metrosexuals are scared of guns & their defense duties as citizens
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) January 30, 2013
Sometimes in the heat of passion I can no longer tell where I end and the burrito begins.
— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) January 30, 2013
I’m no sell out, but every man has a price. And my current price is “Any.”
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) January 30, 2013
Why is six afraid of seven?Because seven is a registered sex offender.
— anti joke apple (@antijokeapple) January 30, 2013
uh your baby isn’t going to get any exercise if you keep it in that stroller
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) January 30, 2013
“You catch more flies with honey!” is Grandma for “Lying to people makes them easier to destroy.”
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) January 30, 2013
Pretty cool of George McFly to hire the guy that tried to rape his wife to do chores for his daughter.
— Will Kane (@3rdand10) January 30, 2013