Turns out the Mayan apocalypse was inside each of us all along.

— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) December 21, 2012

The guy who invented the mohawk was originally just trying to get his sideburns the same length.

— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) December 21, 2012

There remains zero evidence that Obama has any clue how to find common ground with people who disagree with him.

— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) December 22, 2012

The value of a profession to society is inversely proportional to the number of awards it gives itself.

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) December 29, 2012

I think the chances of us having a non-suck bill ended on November 6.

— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) January 1, 2013

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