Turns out the Mayan apocalypse was inside each of us all along.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) December 21, 2012
The guy who invented the mohawk was originally just trying to get his sideburns the same length.
— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) December 21, 2012
There remains zero evidence that Obama has any clue how to find common ground with people who disagree with him.
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) December 22, 2012
The value of a profession to society is inversely proportional to the number of awards it gives itself.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) December 29, 2012
I think the chances of us having a non-suck bill ended on November 6.
— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) January 1, 2013