Imagine owning a parrot and NOT teaching it to say “I’m not a parrot, I’m your father. Your drinks were spiked and the doctor’s on his way.”
— Sixth Form Poet (@sixthformpoet) January 29, 2013
Immigration reform in 5 words: line forms at the back.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 29, 2013
Keira Knightley’s Agent: Now this one’s set in the year 2–Keira Knightley: Pass.
— Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) January 29, 2013
If you’re looking for @davidfrum, he’s hanging out at his usual spot at the corner of Pompous and Wrong.
— Andy Levy (@andylevy) January 30, 2013