Why not a ban on high-capacity assault spending bills?
— John Hayward (@Doc_0) January 14, 2013
Dear @barackobama, I think at a certain point you’ve spent enough money.
— sarah (@mamaswati) January 14, 2013
I think the major difference between Obama’s first term and his second will be the years.
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) January 14, 2013
“I’m gonna eat you all before you turn into raisins!” – me, to a bowl of grapes, as my roommates head out the door for college
— shelby fero (@shelbyfero) January 14, 2013
Drug use is the only exciting thing about bike racing
— daveweigel (@daveweigel) January 14, 2013