Comments on: 10 Devastating Results of Sequestration Cuts

By: JustinCredible

JustinCredible — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 18:34:56 +0000

Also, all residents of San Francisco will be turned into Zombies!

By: Marylou

Marylou — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 01:33:18 +0000

How about a 20% reduction in the number of F-16s we give to our enemies?

By: Writer

Writer — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:53:26 +0000

Besides, we could have donations of Pudding Packs for the Cowboys.

By: Writer

Writer — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:52:10 +0000

The Lefties have been screaming about ALL of these for months to every reporter they could locate.

Why the sour looks?

There is no downside to all of this, we should be celebrating.

By: Ernie G

Ernie G — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 22:43:34 +0000

Everyone who hands out Government checks will be laid off.

By: K

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 22:34:26 +0000

Denied her multi-million dollar vacations, Michelle O will turn her deadly gaze to ‘social programs’ in the US.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 21:41:19 +0000

But you can have access to the President for $500,000. Cash.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 21:29:06 +0000

America will out-source the following agencies:

*Nuclear Regulatory Committee to Iran
*FAA to Al Queda
*ATF to Mexico
*U.S.Treasury to China (Actually, that transition is almost complete)
*TSA to NAMBLA

The Immigration Department will just be disbanded

By: KristenS

KristenS — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 20:25:35 +0000

I propose that from now on, it’s referred to as “Obama’s Sequestration”.

The media keeps trying to pin this on the GOP because people in general don’t like it, and we need to get into the habit of calling it what it is, refuting their lies every single time we mention it.

By: Went West

Went West — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 20:03:01 +0000

The Department of Silly Walk will be closed down.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 20:01:14 +0000

Even the most violent of union thugs will only receive an SEIOU.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 20:00:12 +0000

The White House cafeteria will serve Chicken Little less often, and the Boy Who Cried Wolf will have to settle for less wolf.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 19:45:46 +0000

To cut corners, the “FB” in FBI will just be FaceBook.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 19:43:32 +0000

Thee will be only one agent left in the Sequest Service.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 19:41:05 +0000

The National Park Service will become the National Parking Service, to make money. Death Valley will be renamed Death Valet.

By: plentyobailouts

plentyobailouts — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 19:17:58 +0000

Big Bird will have to share an apartment with Burt and Ernie.

Joey will only be allowed two gaffes per outing

moochele will only be allowed control pantyhose at official events. Thus making it impossible for her to vacation.

General petreaus will only be able to see his mistress one day a week.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 19:15:51 +0000

Thank goodness Moochelle’s vacation budget isn’t getting cut!

Veeshir says:
Are there any cuts in Indian Affairs?

Unknown. But it look like some senators will have to cut back on their Dominican hooker affairs.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 19:06:59 +0000

“* Army bases will be closed in Hawaii and the islands will be surrendered to Japan.”

Army bases anywhere ELSE in this country may be closed…But he is not going to disrupt the economy of his next homeland.

By: Carpenter

Carpenter — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 18:56:13 +0000

Isn’t this just the Cloward-Piven Strategy on steroids?

And why can’t he be impeached? This is getting ridiculous

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 18:36:14 +0000

I know that I can be easily confused, but I’m trying to figure out where the “bad” is in that list.

This one is my absolute favorite.

No more money for cowboy poetry festivals, the only thing keeping cowboys from violence and thus the only thing keeping the wild west from breaking out again.

I live in Arizona. The only bad part is I don’t have cowboy boots, but my pony is a Mustang GT, so it evens out.

Are there any cuts in Indian Affairs?

What good are violent cowboys without violent Injuns?

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 18:26:33 +0000

* There will be no grants to fund Hollywood re-boots of classic movies. And, they’ve yet to destroy such classics as ET and Back To The Future.

By: tomg51

tomg51 — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 18:25:17 +0000

Better add staff to the firearms background check office or all h377 will break loose.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 18:14:30 +0000

We love these lists, Frank.

* All government cafeterias will be closed, causing massive weight loss of government fat Cats.

* The U.S. Government stockpile of cheese will be allowed to build up again and ferment causing massive weight loss in school children. Cheese cutting will not be allowed.

* Joe Biden will lose his toupee glue allowance. It’s going to get ugly.

* The snail darter will be taken off the endangered species list, because “what difference does it make?” is now official government policy thanks to Hillary.