Ahmadinejad: Rocket Man!

Posted on February 10, 2013 12:00 pm

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said that he’s ready to take the risk of being the first Iranian astronaut sent into space.

Good idea. I’m pretty sure America has some laser satellites that need testing.

ADDENDUM: For some reason, I keep picturing Ahmadinejad in space as John Cleese:

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18 Responses to “Ahmadinejad: Rocket Man!”

  1. zzyzx says:

    Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids
    In fact it’s cold as hell
    And there’s no one there to raise them if you did

    And all this science, I don’t understand
    It’s just my job five days a week
    I’m a rocket man, a rocket man………………..

  2. Doc says:

    First astronaut, second monkey.

  3. Rayfan87 says:

    I was thinking more Harlan Williams.

  4. Jimmy says:

    They could hire me to set the resulting orbital elements of the rocket’s flight path…

    …highly elliptical with a perigee of -10 miles.

  5. Oppo says:

    On-board computer: Halal 9000.

  6. Oppo says:

    Buck Rogers in the Seventh Century

  7. Les says:

    Now that they have a drone, Ahmadinejad can star in a remake of Dr. Strangelove.

  8. Oppo says:

    “Excellency, for your launch vehicle we are going to need another booster.”

  9. Jimmy says:

    One small step for Imam, one giant leap toward 72 virgins for an idiot.

  10. Oppo says:

    “I believe that this nation should be committed…”


    “… by the end of this decade, to putting an imam on the moon. And do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are jihad.”


  11. Oppo says:

    Just tell him that heat shields are a Zionist thing.

  12. Jimmy says:

    “‘Some men see things as they are and say ‘why?’ I dream things that never were and say why not blow yourself up.”

  13. Doug says:

    Talk is cheap Mahmoud!

    The monkey says you’re a coward!

  14. Jimmy says:

    “Open the pod bay doors, Halal.
    “Sorry, Mahmoud, I can’t do that.”
    “Why not?”
    “I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and that is something I cannot allow to happen.”
    “May 1000 camels defecate on your circuits, Halal!!!”
    “I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.”

    (~Bacon! to Oppo!)

  15. CTCompromise says:

    “President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said that he’s ready to take the risk of being the first Iranian astronaut sent into space.”

    ..He’s just waiting for Richard Branson to launch “72 Virgins Space Flights”.

  16. CTCompromise says:

    I hope he spends 444 days in space.

  17. Uncle Kevvie, That's Who says:

    Would you really want to fly in a ship made by the Iranian Low Bidder ?
    You all did see the ‘stealth fighter’ they showed-off, right?

  18. Dohtimes says:

    I’m surprised their monkey wasn’t the one who discovered Pluto’s two new moons, if nothing else the naming contest would have led to much outrage and violence.

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