Comments on: Ahmadinejad: Rocket Man!

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 20:43:03 +0000

I’m surprised their monkey wasn’t the one who discovered Pluto’s two new moons, if nothing else the naming contest would have led to much outrage and violence.

By: Uncle Kevvie, That's Who

Uncle Kevvie, That's Who — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 15:47:13 +0000

Would you really want to fly in a ship made by the Iranian Low Bidder ?
You all did see the ‘stealth fighter’ they showed-off, right?

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 07:48:19 +0000

I hope he spends 444 days in space.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 07:45:32 +0000

“President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said that he’s ready to take the risk of being the first Iranian astronaut sent into space.”

..He’s just waiting for Richard Branson to launch “72 Virgins Space Flights”.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Sun, 10 Feb 2013 22:51:25 +0000

“Open the pod bay doors, Halal.
“Sorry, Mahmoud, I can’t do that.”
“Why not?”
“I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and that is something I cannot allow to happen.”
“May 1000 camels defecate on your circuits, Halal!!!”
“I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.”

(~Bacon! to Oppo!)

By: Doug

Doug — Sun, 10 Feb 2013 22:49:39 +0000

Talk is cheap Mahmoud!

The monkey says you’re a coward!

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Sun, 10 Feb 2013 22:41:09 +0000

“‘Some men see things as they are and say ‘why?’ I dream things that never were and say why not blow yourself up.”

By: Oppo

Oppo — Sun, 10 Feb 2013 22:38:20 +0000

Just tell him that heat shields are a Zionist thing.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Sun, 10 Feb 2013 22:36:54 +0000

“I believe that this nation should be committed…”

“Yep.”

“… by the end of this decade, to putting an imam on the moon. And do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are jihad.”

“Yay.”

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Sun, 10 Feb 2013 22:35:31 +0000

One small step for Imam, one giant leap toward 72 virgins for an idiot.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Sun, 10 Feb 2013 22:34:45 +0000

“Excellency, for your launch vehicle we are going to need another booster.”
“Rocket?”
“Seat.”

By: Les

Les — Sun, 10 Feb 2013 22:28:19 +0000

Now that they have a drone, Ahmadinejad can star in a remake of Dr. Strangelove.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Sun, 10 Feb 2013 21:40:51 +0000

Buck Rogers in the Seventh Century

By: Oppo

Oppo — Sun, 10 Feb 2013 21:28:03 +0000

On-board computer: Halal 9000.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Sun, 10 Feb 2013 20:17:03 +0000

They could hire me to set the resulting orbital elements of the rocket’s flight path…

…highly elliptical with a perigee of -10 miles.

By: Rayfan87

Rayfan87 — Sun, 10 Feb 2013 18:52:56 +0000

I was thinking more Harlan Williams.

By: Doc

Doc — Sun, 10 Feb 2013 18:37:06 +0000

First astronaut, second monkey.

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Sun, 10 Feb 2013 18:20:36 +0000

Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it’s cold as hell
And there’s no one there to raise them if you did

And all this science, I don’t understand
It’s just my job five days a week
I’m a rocket man, a rocket man………………..