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To fix its doctor shortage, California plans to let nurses, pharmacists, and optometrists practice medicine.

Coming soon: little girls with roadside booths saying “Psychiatric Help: 5¢”.

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  1. No, not nurses. Nurse Practitioners. BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG difference. Not the same thing.

    That said, I can’t wait for an optometrist to try and give a woman a pelvic exam. That’ll go well. “Hey ma’am, I need to take a closer look……”

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  2. Super excited about pharmacists as PCPs since I asked a pharmacist about using Theraflu while pregnant and they said, “We can’t answer, you have to ask a physician.” Greeeeeeeeeeeeat.

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  3. Optometrists…of course, because of the unbelievable increase in cataract problems in patients as young as 12 since the legalization of “medical marijuana”. OOOOOHHH ! I just can’t wait until ObamaCare has the whole country running as well as California !

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  4. The nice thing about Obamacare is that it helped me in the nick of time: I was applying to med schools when it passed, but I don’t have to worry about that now! Every physician I know is telling me to run, not walk, away from med school.

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