Bacon Dress!
[High Praise! to Dodsfall and Breitbart]

By the way, Anderson Cooper is such a douche that he condescendingly sneers while discussing bacon. But you’ll still want to jump in at about 1:57 to see a pretty girl in a Viking helmet singing about bacon:
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February 13th, 2013 at 7:22 pm
This looks very decadent.
February 13th, 2013 at 7:52 pm
You wouldn’t want to wear that around a pack of anything carnivorous!
But if you do, be sure to bring plenty of beer!
February 13th, 2013 at 8:41 pm
Bacon strip T’s.
February 13th, 2013 at 10:25 pm
It brings whole new meaning to “Hot”.
February 14th, 2013 at 6:09 am
As CeeLo Green might say.
♬
I see you cookin’ round town with the breakfast I love,
and I’m like Fry you…. ooo oo oo…
I guess that dozen egg omelet just wasn’t enough,
so Fry you and your bacon dress too…
With butter its richer, and a large cream pitcher…
big as a ship (big as a ship)
With a cloggin’ pain in my chest I will whisk you up next,
just to Fry you…. ooo oo oo….
February 14th, 2013 at 7:42 am
@5 – and here’s something for you to fry: ~~~~~~~~~~
Nice one
February 14th, 2013 at 8:52 am
Michael Moore’s Ideal Woman.