Boob job

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Word is that in North Korea, smaller is better. At least when it comes to breasts.

Seems that in the DPRK, large-breasted women are an object of shame. Or something. It’s kinda hard to figure out. Here’s how Google translates it:

One trillion sukhyang Mr. other North Korean women, “In the North, large breasts tightly tucked around. Big Tits in the North was a shame Korea is the belle of the conditions in the sludge was amazing, “he said.

Okay, that’s kinda hard to figure out. Here’s the same passage of the article, as translated by Bing:

Another hostage takers turned to North Korea’s “premature, the chest is freakin’ skimming. Big boobs in North Korea was a shameful condition of La Belle in Korea was fabulous, “he said.

You see why it’s so hard to figure out.

Anyway, I think this phenomenon needs further study.

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14 Comments

  1. Damn! Too late to use as an entry in Harvey’s contest!

    “The most awkward moment in Chuck Hagel’s confirmation hearing . . . ”

    . . . was when he answered a question on North Korea with “One trillion sukhyang Mr. other North Korean women. In the North, large breasts tightly tucked around. Big Tits in the North was a shame Korea is the belle of the conditions in the sludge was amazing. Another hostage takers turned to North Korea’s “premature, the chest is freakin’ skimming. Big boobs in North Korea was a shameful condition of La Belle in Korea was fabulous.”

    Actually, that would have been the most lucid moment in Chuck Hagel’s confirmation hearing…

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  2. Think I may have to sniff around some outcasts in NK.

    That’s it–I’ll start up a charity: This is Suk Mee. She has a huge rack. Will you help her? She needs ACE wraps and multiple Under Armour sports bras just to make her presentable in the streets of Pyongyang. She has to live in this hostel with other well endowed young women, all between the ages of 16 and 19 and a half. Would you be willing to lend a hand…or two for this noble cause? The life you save may be at least a 36C.

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  3. “Anyway, I think this phenomenon needs further study.”

    Like what? The bad translations by Google and Bing, or, the big North Korean tomatoes?

    Regarding the latter, the trick is to let them ripen on the vine in full sunshine before picking them. Then you get real beef steak tomatoes you can do something with. They make great sammiches.

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  4. Senator Robert Menendez has volunteered to go to NK and study the smaller breasted, one might mistakenly say younger, women’s breasts for the purposes of comparison only, not for any prurient interests, and in fact will pay these girls…errrr females for their valuable time, said Mr. Menendez from his friends jet.

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