Comments on: Buzzsaw-Mouthed Sharks

By: hatless in hattiesburg

hatless in hattiesburg — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 06:42:18 +0000

7.jimmy: well there are hammerheads and sawfish, and some shark eggs are shaped like drill bits. too bad there’s no such thing as a construction manager fish…

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 06:05:45 +0000

So, it’s an ugly creature that finds it painful to keep it’s mouth shut. Let’s rename it the Pelosi Shark.

By: Les

Les — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 03:09:11 +0000

I, for one, welcome our new buzzsaw-mouthed shark overlords; they can’t be much worse than Chicago politicians.

By: Doug

Doug — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 00:00:00 +0000

And the Circular Saw was born. Another human tool, adapted from nature, kinda like Velcro or Joe Biden.

By: Nunya

Nunya — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 22:05:12 +0000

Okay, but is it more fearsome than Teh Fred Thompson?

(LOL Jimmy #9, no kidding!)

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 20:49:48 +0000

Perhaps it went extinct because it ate itself – kind of like the Republican Party.

By: Apostic

Apostic — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 20:43:28 +0000

Don’t know how that went extinct.

Prolly lost work to the more portable sawhark.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 19:28:59 +0000

Is that the Swiss Army Knife of sharks? Where’s the bottle opener, screw driver and nail file? Oh, I see… one tool does it all. I’m postponing lunch.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 19:02:10 +0000

It is unlikely that they were nagged into extinction by moms constantly telling their kids to chew their food.

By: Basil

Basil — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 18:45:26 +0000

That species works for Scotty Evil. It’s nearest relative, a species with frikkin’ laser beams, works for Dr. Evil.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 18:36:07 +0000

As Bill Engvall says, Maybe they just found a Dork Shark.

By: Bunkerhillbilly

Bunkerhillbilly — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 18:33:54 +0000

The descendants of these fearsome piscine beasts can be found amongst the membership of the 50 state bar associations.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 18:13:58 +0000

Since one of the scientist’s name is “Ray Troll,” I’m willing to dismiss this as pure speculation

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 18:10:03 +0000

This is a B-movie waiting to happen – “Buzz Jaw!”