Finally! A Way to Make Obama Useful

Posted on February 27, 2013 4:00 pm

DC’s Ray’s Hell-Burger, famously visited by President Obama in 2009, has now gone out of business.

We should have Obama visit North Korea.

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11 Responses to “Finally! A Way to Make Obama Useful”

  1. CTCompromise says:

    The True Believers will point to this as a sign that Michelle has convinced Americans to eat healthier food.

  2. FredKey says:

    He has the golden touch, doesn’t he?

  3. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    “…..sorry guys, there’s nothing I can do for you when you….work, do what you can to bankrupt this place and get back to me, I’ll take good care of you….”

  4. CarolyntheMommy says:

    Man! Ask Michelle if she wants fries with that and boy, are there some consequences to pay.

  5. Basil says:

    Visit? Hell, he could stay there.

  6. Carpenter says:

    well Obama would be a damned useful “Ides of March” practice dummy for the Senate. And maybe a Statue in Stalingrad.

  7. Son of Bob says:

    Could he visit with the Senate, cause we need to shut that down too.

  8. Jimmy says:

    Note: Obama has visited most of the United States.

  9. jw says:

    maybe he could visit the headquarters of the DNC

  10. Vairish84 says:

    In fairness, both Ray’s and Ray’s Too (same strip mall closed). However, when I drove past there the other night across the street there was a sign for Ray’s Three coming soon so they may have just moved and consolidated. Given how crowded they always were, I would be surprised that they closed because of bad business. Plus, Arlington is filled with government workers, business was more likely to go up for Obama rather than down.

  11. Harvey says:

    @10 – As I understand it, it was an issue with the lease, rather than the business’s viability. I’ll cop to taking some artistic license with this one.

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