for mor yeers

Posted on February 11, 2013 3:00 pm

oh hello dum stoopid heelbilly neocon teebag jues. its been awile. how did things go wit rominee? did he beet mean scaree obama?

oh. he didnt? that is so sad. heer. you com close. i give u hug. just com reely close and ill…

EET UR EYBALLS AN TURN DEM INTO POO AND THROW THE POO AT U! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

u dum stoopid heelbilly neocon teebag jues! u no beet obama! he gratest presdent eever! u think dum stoopid rominee who take 47% of womin in bindurs on top of his car could beet obama? u dum stoopids are sooper delooded! evryone luvs obama and grate job he do. he hav to undo damage of dum stoopid heelbilly neocon teebag jue bush and dat take long time. but dat okay becuz obama now have for mor yeers. and by then we weel hav giantest govment eever! and this will make sooper best econimy says paul kroogman hoo u dum stoopids ar to dum stoopid to leestin to.

oh no. ar u dum stoopids sad that republeekins will nevur geet electid ugin? dat must mak u veery sad. com close an i mak u feel bettor. com close…

SO I CAN EET UR EYBALLS AN TURN DEM INTO POO AND THROW THE POO AT U! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

but no worrees. obamacare cover eyballs beeing turned to poo. maybe den u learn to thank obama and not ageen nominate sooper conservutive extreemist lik rominee. now just stay out of the way for nex for yeers and maybe i dont eet ur eyballs.

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20 Responses to “for mor yeers”

  1. artvol11 says:

    U only need one bullet to shoot a monkey.

  2. Carpenter says:

    4 more?
    Enough already. Not even 4 more seconds. And I don’t mean Obama!! This ‘thing’ has out lived its usefulness.

    The American Constitutional REPUBLIC (which is now a Socialist Democratic Dictatorship) has no purpose but to create, manufacture and to hatch new little Commie-Liberal-Socialists for the soul purpose of over-throwing the American Constitutional Republic.

    In “God” we trust? The “American” Dream? The “United” States? To keep these lies alive any longer is an act of cruelty. Its much better to put the old girl down and start over without the Liberal-Communist infection that has plagued America since the 1940′s.

  3. Jimmy says:

    “teebag jues” – oh, puuulease.

    You don’t scare me, you… you… you half-breed, prosimian, poo-eating Obamunist! I bet you eat your own poo, too, like Basset Hounds who eat a meal, take a dump and eat that too!

    And go see a dentist to have your teeth pulled. Maybe you can do that under Obama Monkey Care.

  4. Chip says:

    @artvol11

    You may only NEED one bullet, but may I suggest you use at least two. Just to be safe. Double-tap and all that.

  5. Dohtimes says:

    Is Scarey Evil Monkey’s day job being Supreme Leader of North Korea? Either that or Debbie Wasserman Schultz has ad a makeover.

  6. DamnCat says:

    That monkey need a spanking.

  7. K says:

    But, does it cover the economy being turned into poo?

  8. AT says:

    U only need one bullet to shoot a monkey.

    You don’t even need that. Liberal monkeys are stupid. Poison a banana. You can even TELL them it’s poisoned, and they’ll eat it. EVEN KNOWING it’s poisoned, they’ll eat it! Because it’s free. Just poison the banana. They’ll eat it! Willingly! Liberal monkey’s never turn down a free meal.

  9. seanmahair says:

    Oh Scary Evil Monkey how I’m missed you. You are the poster monkey for tin foil hat wearing, communist loving, socialistic occupiers who live in the basement of their parents house and play video games all day. Having you around always makes me grateful that my children have grown into productive, intelligent, loving parents who teach their children correct principles and allow them to govern themselves. After all if I’d been a progressive, permissive parent my children might have grown up like you.

    So thank you for just being you.

  10. Jimmy says:

    Yeah, seanmahair, it’s a real delight to have the poor bastard drop-in here from time-to-time considering he took THREE years off!!

  11. seanmahair says:

    Those timely reminders are alway welcome to me. It’s good to be reminded of how sad and pathetic some creatures lives are. Makes you think about your own problems differently and helps you to be grateful for the blessings that you have. Poor sad, evil monkey. Poo flinging is just acting out. He needs to see a councilor and maybe take some time off for a retreat. Come back three years from now and check in, sweetie.

  12. seanmahair says:

    There once was a monkey named Scary
    Whose visage was really quite hairy
    His teeth were real yellow
    Fling Poo he would bellow
    But mostly he was considered “obam-a-nary”

  13. Oppo says:

    “He needs to see a councilor and maybe take some time off for a retreat.”

    …A Franciscan monkey?

  14. Oppo says:

    … Capuccian monkey / Capuchin monk …

  15. zzyzx says:

    The monkey he got drunk. He climbed up the elephant’s trunk. The elephant sneezed and fell to his knees and that was the end of the monk…the monk…the monk.

  16. CTCompromise says:

    Who let Piers Morgan write this segment ?

  17. CTCompromise says:

    @10. Jimmy “Yeah, seanmahair, it’s a real delight to have the poor bastard drop-in here from time-to-time considering he took THREE years off!!”

    Do you mean to tell me that 3 years ago this idiot could “write” ?!! This sounds like the taunts of a 5 year old bully. It’s encouraging to see that the liberals are raising their standards.

  18. Keln says:

    @ 17

    Hearing the monkey speak is even better.

  19. Writer says:

    From the beginning, I have always wondered where the Libs came up with the term “Tea-Bagging.

    None of the Conservatives I’ve spoken with ever heard of the term until the Libs started using it.

    That might just suggest something . . .

  20. Uncle Kevvie, That's Who says:

    To “Writer” , regarding TEA-Bagging : Purportedly, in the earliest days of organizing TEA-Pers would send letters to their Reps. and Senators, and include Tea Bags as sort of a historical “protest momento” .
    Try as I might, in gettin’ around a few meetings, and going to various rallies, I can find no one who ever did this.
    If even one person did it, you just gotta know “..they all did it…”, regardless.
    Especially if CNN or MSNBC is doing the reporting.

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