We’re apparently having trouble getting a Republican to run in the special election for the Massachusetts special election, so I’m considering running. It pays $174,000 a year and has great benefits. And there is like zero responsibility. Only problem is that I really don’t want to live in either Massachusetts or D.C. But the main thing a Senator does is vote yes or no on stuff, so it seems almost wasteful to not telecommute for that. So I’m just going to stay in Idaho and whenever there is a vote I’ll just log into my computer and vote yes or no and then collect my salary. And I’m not going to give speeches or anything because those are pointless. I’ll stay our of your way and you can stay out of mine. Deal?