According to scientists, the universe exists on the very edge of stability. So basically God is a hacker and MacGuyvered this universe together, and while it’s working fine for now, it could just completely collapse at any moment. So let’s all do our best not to bother the universe. Like, stop trying to divide by zero on your calculator. I mean, if we collapse this universe, it will probably take God like a week to hammer a new one together, and I bet parts of it will just never work as well as this one.
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