God Is a Hacker

According to scientists, the universe exists on the very edge of stability. So basically God is a hacker and MacGuyvered this universe together, and while it’s working fine for now, it could just completely collapse at any moment. So let’s all do our best not to bother the universe. Like, stop trying to divide by zero on your calculator. I mean, if we collapse this universe, it will probably take God like a week to hammer a new one together, and I bet parts of it will just never work as well as this one.

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  1. It’s even worse than that. Scientists calculating the mass of the Higgs Boson particle could spell doom for the entire universe. Not just our Earth. Not our Milkyway Galaxy. The whole damned kit and caboodle!

    And GOD is just gonna let it happen.

    Toronto Sun
    Higgs Boson particle could spell doom for the universe

    Thursday, February 21, 2013

    BOSTON – Scientists are still sorting out the details of last year’s discovery of the Higgs boson particle, but add up the numbers and it’s not looking good for the future of the universe, scientists said Monday……

    ….“It may be that the universe we live in is inherently unstable …. now it’s all going to get wiped out,” said Lykken,


  2. 7, Bunker. Also, please see the Bible chapter where Indiana Jones and Sallah find the Ark and deliver it to the Nazis so Indy can then go get the Holy Grail. Jeez man, crack a book once in a while.


  3. Jeez man, crack a book once in a while.


    Genesis, 2:2…On the sixth day God finished the work He had been doing. And He rested on the seventh day from all the work He had done. God blessed the seventh day and made it Holy because He rested from all the work of His creation. [St. Joseph Edition of The Holy Bible, Confraternity-Douay Version. (c) 1963-Catholic Book Publishing Co., NY]


  4. Could be, Harvey, since Zero is dividing our bacon and leaving us with disaster. If we divide Zero by bacon, it’s a wash. We got nothin’. But Zero IS nothin’ – so no surprise there.

    But if it isn’t Zero, it’s always better to multiply by bacon, like this:

    ♀ * ~ = ♥

    At least this is my theory.


  5. Now I saw a new heaven and a new earth, for the first heaven and the first earth had passed away. Also there was no more sea.”
    Rev. 21:1

    Already in the works – I never like the sea very much anyway.



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