Comments on: God Is a Hacker

By: Bunkerhillbilly

Bunkerhillbilly — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 18:43:27 +0000

Charlton Heston led the Jews out of Egypt.

…and right over to jpfo.org

By: 4of7

4of7 — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 05:11:22 +0000

“Now I saw a new heaven and a new earth, for the first heaven and the first earth had passed away. Also there was no more sea.”
Rev. 21:1

Already in the works – I never like the sea very much anyway.

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 03:28:12 +0000

Oh I don’t know. I don’t think God will be interested in building another universe. After the mess humans have made of themselves and this planet if I were God I’d suggest to the wife that we just go dancing instead.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 01:37:59 +0000

@22 – haven’t you heard the old saying “divide by bacon and conquer.”?

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 00:48:55 +0000

I have to remind myself, however, that the inconsistency in my theory is that Zero is The One, or:

0 = 1

which is like saying we’re living in Basil’s Bizarro Universe.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 00:42:45 +0000

Could be, Harvey, since Zero is dividing our bacon and leaving us with disaster. If we divide Zero by bacon, it’s a wash. We got nothin’. But Zero IS nothin’ – so no surprise there.

But if it isn’t Zero, it’s always better to multiply by bacon, like this:

♀ * ~ = ♥

At least this is my theory.

By: Harvey

Harvey — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 00:34:36 +0000

@19 – So the cure for dividing by zero is to divide by bacon?

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 00:06:16 +0000

OH come on, Bunker. Now you’re just making stuff up. You probably also didn’t even know that Charlton Heston led the Jews out of Egypt.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 00:00:59 +0000

So, Frank is saying that God is going to spring some kind of “Universal Zero-day” on us?

Why can’t he just do that to the Chinese?

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 23:55:41 +0000

0/~ = 0

~/0 = ?

A: Disaster.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 23:50:07 +0000

“So let’s all do our best not to bother the universe. Like, stop trying to divide by zero …”

Uh . . . . oh . . . . . :
All the units in our country got divided by Zero……

By: Oppo

Oppo — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 23:43:39 +0000

Scientists stumbled upon this insight when they found a worn-out piece of duct tape on the back of the asteroid in Russia.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 23:41:26 +0000

So *that’s* why there are so many species of bugs.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 23:40:49 +0000

Old Testament, New Testament, Bench Testament.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 23:40:21 +0000

“I am the Alpha and the Omega. YOU are the Beta.”

By: Rayfan87

Rayfan87 — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 23:30:06 +0000

Wait, the universe exists on the edge of stability? If its anything like my ex girlfriend we are totally screwed.

By: Bunkerhillbilly

Bunkerhillbilly — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 22:22:44 +0000

Jeez man, crack a book once in a while. Done. Genesis, 2:2...On the sixth day God finished the work He had been doing. And He rested on the seventh day from all the work He had done. God blessed the seventh day and made it Holy because He rested from all the work of His creation. [St. Joseph Edition of The Holy Bible, Confraternity-Douay Version. (c) 1963-Catholic Book Publishing Co., NY]

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 21:56:56 +0000

Of course, that could get messy – but probably no messier than the mess inside the box.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 21:38:29 +0000

And if God is truly a “hacker,” can he please hack his way into Schrödingers Cat box and answer the Damn Cat question already?!

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 21:35:48 +0000

Quantum Mechanics suck. If you don’t have a good ASE Certified Mechanic you’re gonna have nothing but trouble.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 21:25:02 +0000

According to Quantum Mechanics, the Universe would then be both fine AND screwed-up at the same time.

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:49:58 +0000

7, Bunker. Also, please see the Bible chapter where Indiana Jones and Sallah find the Ark and deliver it to the Nazis so Indy can then go get the Holy Grail. Jeez man, crack a book once in a while.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:45:34 +0000

Couldn’t Obama build another one?

By: Bunkerhillbilly

Bunkerhillbilly — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:28:44 +0000

Hey man, you try to do better in 7 days. Actually God did it in six. On the seventh, He put his feet up, had some adult beverages, lit up an Arturo Fuente and called it good.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:24:47 +0000

@ 3. CarolyntheMommy

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