Golf Is the New Fiddle

Posted on February 28, 2013 8:00 am

During a Google hangout, President Obama explained that his problem is that he’s “not the emperor of the United States”.

Really? In that case, I’ll just say that I’ve never seen such an spot-on Nero impersonation.

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11 Responses to “Golf Is the New Fiddle”

  1. Veeshir says:

    I’m not sure why he’d accept a cut in prestige.

    I mean, how many emperors were deified while they were still alive?

  2. Son of Bob says:

    He wants to be an emperor, he just doesn’t want to be called an “emperor.” Things often don’t end well for emperors.

  3. DamnCat says:

    He’d still blame everything on the previous emperor.

  4. Marc says:

    Now we know who Darth Sidious really is,

  5. Carpenter says:

    The PROBLEM, the real problem, the biggest problem, is that is that Obama is not even the legally elected President of the United States. I see no proof that he is even the Rresident of the United States, no P intended.

    The next biggest problem is that he IS the Media appointed Emperor. He is the Emperor of Hollywood. He is the Emperor of Islam. Obama is no different than a Caesar or a Stalin.

  6. rodney dill says:

    …at least Obama should get credit for making golf easier… after all he’s widened and deepened every hole he’s ever been involved with.

  7. Oppo says:


  8. NoMoBama says:

    Obama is no different than a Caesar or a Stalin.

    I’m pretty sure both Caesar and Stalin were fairly intelligent, so yes he is.

    ….and wtf is a “Google hangout” and how much does Google get paid to do it? Gee, I wonder why “Googling” things like “total spent on welfare since 1965” is basically pointless?

  9. NoMoBama says:

    ok, maybe that was a bad example

  10. NoMoBama says:

    …but that article is from…2001, I rest my case.

  11. Wombat says:

    To really get it right he’ll have to play golf after setting fire to Washington D.C., watch the city burn, blame gun owners for the blaze, have them hunted down and publicly tortured to death, rebuild D.C. (appropriating enormous amounts of material and property to build his own magnificent palace), and kill anyone who refuses to say how great he is. Of course, that would involve him getting something right….

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