Comments on: Here’s your sign

By: Harvey

Harvey — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 15:30:10 +0000

@22 – No one’s saying that. Let’s not start indulging in crazy conspiracy theories…

By: plentyobailouts

plentyobailouts — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 15:28:34 +0000

Wait! Basil and Harvey are real?!

By: Basil

Basil — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 22:06:52 +0000

Harvey, it just goes to show that when I don’t act like a know-it-all smartass and instead act all polite they think I’m you.

(Then again, there is the behind-the-scenes story behind the origins of this post that actually says it all.)

By: Harvey

Harvey — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 21:24:53 +0000

@19 – Are you kidding? Ma’ams are all I think about (former sailor, goes with the territory

Anyway, this was Basil’s post, and “what do you think, sirs” is an MST3K reference.

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 21:19:20 +0000

Harvey, please don’t forget us ma’ams (babes, dolls, skirts et al) All I’d like to add is “Hippies use side door…….Don’t let the screen door hit you on the way out.”
Or “Hippies use side door…………to the bath house”.
Either could be posted as a second banner under the “Unfair, unbalanced, unmedicated.”

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 21:09:37 +0000

It should be posted on the masthead of this site…To the right (of course) of the IMAO logo.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 21:08:13 +0000

Post it where there is no side door, of course.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 20:10:12 +0000

Or post it on one of the long outside walls of a car wash.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 20:08:54 +0000

Post it on a building containing two storefronts:
Front door = Barbeque
Side Door = Barber queue

By: plentyobailouts

plentyobailouts — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 19:53:28 +0000

@Jimmy, eew, hippie boobies.

The most fun is when they get to a picture of the side door, a sign tells them to use the other door. There are consequences. I now have a mass group of hippies wandering around looking for the other door. The stench is starting to overcome the pleasant morgue odor.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 17:50:03 +0000

@7 – but according to Seth McFarlane, we’ve seen all their boobies already.

By: Harvey

Harvey — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 17:33:24 +0000

Hippie opens side door and finds…

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gwiXbQ4HapM/TKC4tfHRDnI/AAAAAAAABj0/ALlW1XRrXCo/s1600/punch-hippie-monkey-face.jpg

By: Editor

Editor — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 17:30:55 +0000

Why limit ourselves? Both!

By: Editor

Editor — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 17:30:13 +0000

Either that or work on a program that will punch you in the face if you click on the sign.

By: Editor

Editor — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 17:28:35 +0000

It’s so obviously a way to Rickroll them.

By: Writer

Writer — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 17:03:16 +0000

Perfect for redirecting them to the Dumpster. Too bad they’re not bright enough to just climb in.

By: Harvey

Harvey — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 17:00:07 +0000

@6 – what if your establishment sells side-door shotgun-boobie-traps?

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 16:57:34 +0000

There is no appropriate door through which a hippie should be encouraged to enter your establishment.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 15:46:18 +0000

I don't think IMAO has a side door, Basil. But you, of all people, would know if it has a back door!

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 14:57:36 +0000

As they say, never hit anyone in the face with your fist.

While it can be hilarious, I would suggest you use the sign so you don’t break your hand.

By: Harvey

Harvey — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 14:21:06 +0000

Here’s the side door:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/itsjade/1993478277/

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 14:07:55 +0000

Have it link to the whitehouse dot gov

By: Ernie Loco

Ernie Loco — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 14:04:51 +0000

I have this sign sitting on the mantle of my fireplace. My brother bought it for my some place – I think at some museum gift shop in D.C.

I like the sign almost as much as my “I ♣ hippies” t-shirt.