Comments on: Home Security: Southern Style

By: gsmtiger

gsmtiger — Mon, 18 Feb 2013 17:21:45 +0000

I live in the south, I can tell you this would be believable.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 20:35:44 +0000

Harvey, the famous picture of Malcolm X standing by the window with a rifle on his hip might make for a good LOLBama choice. I seem to remember Huey Newton was pretty vocal about black people being armed also. Of course they were probably shooting skeet or something.

By: Bunkerhillbilly

Bunkerhillbilly — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 17:13:25 +0000

It works better if there’s an actual body in the yard. Or part of one.

For those who dwell in the exurbs, removed from the opportunity to create a carcass out of a formerly-raging Occupier or random neo-Hippie, certain medical supply houses do sell human skeletons.

Scatter the skull, ribs, and a few vertebrae about the front or side yard for maximum effect.

Opportunities for comedy will abound: you can mention how you want the dogs to have something to chew on…or, if well-intentioned Mormons or Jehovah’s Witnesses ring your doorbell, talk about how it was ever so regrettable what happend to the last poor soul who tried to offer a copy of The Watchtower, while giving a seemingly painful lingering glance at the skull resting on its side beneath the rhododendrons.

It also helps to have a looped digital track of assorted Rotts and Great Danes in full-throated barking, baying and snarling.

By: Basil

Basil — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 14:15:13 +0000

It works better if there’s an actual body in the yard. Or part of one.

At least, in my experience.

By: Larry E

Larry E — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 04:36:52 +0000

Now that’s cherce! (As the Brooklynites are reputed to say.)