How Much Do You Trust Your Dog?

Posted on February 22, 2013 8:00 am

A new study shows that dogs are four times more likely to steal food in a dark room than a lit one.

Still more trustworthy than the average liberal.

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13 Responses to “How Much Do You Trust Your Dog?”

  1. alexchris says:

    My dogs don’t steal food, they are definately conservatives!!!

  2. Zaklog the Great says:

    When dogs steal your food, they don’t tell you that you didn’t build it and that if you were smart enough to understand, them taking your food is really good for you too.

  3. Oppo says:

    At the moment I’m more curious about where these scientists got the funding for this vital study. Did they get it from the government when everyone was busy looking elsewhere for sequestration cuts?

  4. Oppo says:

    Oh, never mind: “The Max Planck Society funded the research, consisting of a series of experiments in varied light conditions.:

    So it’s a quantum leap in understanding dogs.

  5. Oppo says:

    … also from the article: “the results of this research show dogs can differentiate between light and dark.”

    Worth every penny!

  6. Matt Musson says:

    It’s not really stealing if it’s dark!

    Marmaduke

  7. Harvey says:

    @6 – “Holy s@#$! That’s a big f@#%ing dog!”

    -Caption for every Marmaduke cartoon ever drawn.

    Don’t believe me? Go try it out:

    http://www.gocomics.com/marmaduke

  8. CarolyntheMommy says:

    I’ve done my research and found that beagles – particularly beagle boys – are most likely to steal, especially if you have a money bin and are a wealthy duck.

  9. Son of Bob says:

    Liberals will steal the food, then blame the dog.

  10. Son of Bob says:

    Was there any mention of cats stealing tuna?

  11. Writer says:

    At least the dogs don’t take it right out of their mouth.

    Can’t say the same about Liberals.

  12. seanmahair says:

    After all dogs will only steal food. The government will steal food, condemn you to death because you’re unwanted either before birth or when you’re too old to be of any tax use. They also will allow you to be the victim of theft , be raped by perves and sodomites and fondled by the TSA who you aren’t supposed to protect yourself from. (Got news for the the progessives. I took a self defense class and now I know how to kill someone without using a weapon. If it’s between me and thee, I pick thee criminal type)

    I’ve got to say my dog stealing a cupcake in the middle of the night just doesn’t seem that bad to me.

  13. Peter says:

    My dogs do not, and can not steal food. It’s really simple, in their little doggie brains all food belongs to them.At odd times I am able to steal some of their food.

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