Comments on: How Much Do You Trust Your Dog?

By: Peter

Peter — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 08:38:49 +0000

My dogs do not, and can not steal food. It’s really simple, in their little doggie brains all food belongs to them.At odd times I am able to steal some of their food.

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 23:14:13 +0000

After all dogs will only steal food. The government will steal food, condemn you to death because you’re unwanted either before birth or when you’re too old to be of any tax use. They also will allow you to be the victim of theft , be raped by perves and sodomites and fondled by the TSA who you aren’t supposed to protect yourself from. (Got news for the the progessives. I took a self defense class and now I know how to kill someone without using a weapon. If it’s between me and thee, I pick thee criminal type)

I’ve got to say my dog stealing a cupcake in the middle of the night just doesn’t seem that bad to me.

By: Writer

Writer — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 18:20:48 +0000

At least the dogs don’t take it right out of their mouth.

Can’t say the same about Liberals.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 17:47:16 +0000

Was there any mention of cats stealing tuna?

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 17:46:45 +0000

Liberals will steal the food, then blame the dog.

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:38:02 +0000

I’ve done my research and found that beagles – particularly beagle boys – are most likely to steal, especially if you have a money bin and are a wealthy duck.

By: Harvey

Harvey — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 14:56:56 +0000

@6 – “Holy s@#$! That’s a big f@#%ing dog!”

-Caption for every Marmaduke cartoon ever drawn.

Don’t believe me? Go try it out:

http://www.gocomics.com/marmaduke

By: Matt Musson

Matt Musson — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 14:45:04 +0000

It’s not really stealing if it’s dark!

Marmaduke

By: Oppo

Oppo — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 14:39:58 +0000

… also from the article: “the results of this research show dogs can differentiate between light and dark.”

Worth every penny!

By: Oppo

Oppo — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 14:35:50 +0000

Oh, never mind: “The Max Planck Society funded the research, consisting of a series of experiments in varied light conditions.:

So it’s a quantum leap in understanding dogs.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 14:34:11 +0000

At the moment I’m more curious about where these scientists got the funding for this vital study. Did they get it from the government when everyone was busy looking elsewhere for sequestration cuts?

By: Zaklog the Great

Zaklog the Great — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 13:45:42 +0000

When dogs steal your food, they don’t tell you that you didn’t build it and that if you were smart enough to understand, them taking your food is really good for you too.

By: alexchris

alexchris — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 13:27:50 +0000

My dogs don’t steal food, they are definately conservatives!!!