If Obama Were a Star Wars Character…
[High Praise! to Very Demotivational]
Yes, Obama is fighting to destroy the Empire. Which is a bad thing. Because…
We are Sith
[NOTE: contains adult language]
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February 28th, 2013 at 7:11 pm
If I had a son he’d look just like Barak. ~ Darth Vader, No longer the only dark lord.
February 28th, 2013 at 7:16 pm
Jobless the Hut
February 28th, 2013 at 7:17 pm
Red Leader
February 28th, 2013 at 7:17 pm
Princess Layoff
February 28th, 2013 at 7:54 pm
CCCP-”O” — often abbreviated as C3P0. “Master lucre, Master lucre . . . ”
“Ahhrrgh! This sequestation will kill us all! It’s all your fault!”
February 28th, 2013 at 8:58 pm
Obama would be a Yeomet
Yeomets are trash-eating quadrupeds that live on artificial habitats, like space stations or large capital ships. They are able to eat almost any form of matter, thanks to a special digestive enzyme triggered by strong electromagnetic radiation. They are also known to be disease carriers
Source: List of Star Wars creatures From Wikipedia
February 28th, 2013 at 9:31 pm
obama would be the little creature that sits on Jaba the Huts throne with him….. what did they call it……Salacious B. Crumb, sounds like a character from a James Bond film. He bounces around making lots of noise but saying nothing worth while and influencing no one and impacting on nothing. Don’t ask who Moochell would be, it wouldn’t be prudent.
February 28th, 2013 at 10:07 pm
Looks to me like there is a mirror on that back of whatever he is holding!
February 28th, 2013 at 11:20 pm
He would be Nien Nunb, that uncircumcised wang with huge lips that flew as copilot with Han Solo.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:57 pm
He would be Jar Jar Binks or he’d be married to the Wookie.
March 1st, 2013 at 12:47 am
The Force is gay in this one.
March 1st, 2013 at 11:32 am
There can be no doubt that he is Darth Sidious. He has already stated that “The problem is I am not emperor of the United States”. Look at the Darth Sidious/Palpantine’s progression: Senator, Chanceolor, Emperor; now look at Obama: Senator, President, and he wants to be Emperor next.
March 1st, 2013 at 1:13 pm
…now look at Obama: Senator, President, and he wants to be Emperor next.
If Obama doesn’t declare himself President for Life and begin sporting either Castro-like fatigues or Idi Amin dress uniforms, he could try for Secretary General of the U.N. and take up the Arafat look of khaki, kaffiyeh, and a brace of holstered six-guns to up the butch level a notch.
Imagine the press stroking his ego by calling out “General Obama, any comment on [random topic]?”