Illegitimi Non Carborundum

Posted on February 18, 2013 4:00 pm

Vice President Joe Biden said the administration is counting on “the legitimate news media” to help them on gun control.

Wait… did Joe just call Fox News and the right-wing blogosphere “bastards”?

[NOTE: If you want to complain about the “Latin” in the title, it’ll cost you 5 strips of bacon]

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15 Responses to “Illegitimi Non Carborundum”

  1. CarolyntheMommy says:

    Nothing says legitimate like doctoring 911 calls, photos, and fabricating false stories about the President’s service record.

  2. Carpenter says:

    This is exactly what Joseph Stalin and Vladamir Lenin did prior to the Bolshevik Revolution. They used the Russian News Media has taken control of the political apparatus through propaganda to become democratically elected Dictators.

    Obama and the Liberal News Mafia are no different. The United States of America has been taken over by an enemy hostile to the US Constitution.

  3. Jimmy says:

    I stopped using Carborundum and found I wasn’t as sharp as before.

  4. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    Nothing says legitimate like… fabricating false stories about the President’s service record.

    That’s right, Obama was a light-bird colonel in the US Navy Rangers of Seal Team XXIV serving in Viet Nam alongside the venerable, ground-pounding, infantry-sailor, John F. Kerry.

    Oh…by the way…[places 5 strips of raw bacon on table]…if my rusty, priory-school Latin holds, it’s something along the lines of Spurii Non Conterum.

  5. Jimmy says:

    So my doctor prescribed Imamoronil and my situation got worse.

    (Whose Latin are we to believe here?)

  6. Jimmy says:

    Then he put me on Branedeadamine and I felt better, voting for Obama/Biden.

  7. Son of Bob says:

    Poor Joe McCarthy. He tried.

  8. Jimmy says:

    The legitimate news media are the ones with the legitimate press passes. Those be White House press passes.

    In other news:

    * The Colorado House just past a bill requiring background checks and fees on private gun sales.

    * In the State of Washington, a bill has been proposed to have Sheriffs conduct annual inspections of owners of “assault weapons.”

  9. Jimmy says:

    * <b?home inspections

  10. Dohtimes says:

    Joe Biden, son of the legitimately incestuous. And a nasty piece of work.

  11. 4of7 says:

    “The illegals have no carbon silicate!”
    Hmm… it might be a bit clunky for a battle cry, but would make a pretty good secret password… just sayin’…

  12. CarolyntheMommy says:

    Bunker – I meant what CBS did to George W.

    Of course, it was George W.’s fault.

  13. Writer says:

    You can tell if the media is legitimate or not:

    If the Press donated more than 15% of their income to Osama’s campaign each time, they are legitimate.

    Nobody else matters, unless they covered their tracks when they sent their “out of country” donations.

  14. Writer says:

    We do have the best government money can buy.

  15. Carpenter says:

    Well it’s official! The so-called “the legitimate news media” is the News Mafia.

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