Link of the Day: Satire – NY Times Calls Obama Bicycle Photos “Rugged Masculinity Gone Wild!”

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NY Times Calls Obama Bicycle Photos “Rugged Masculinity Gone Wild!”

And you thought his skeet-shooting pic was butch…

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  1. ““If Obama rode his bike into my neighborhood I’d make him have sex with me in the street!” After Whoopie Goldberg high-fived Behar, Barbara Walters stood up and began grinding her hips, much to the delight of the screaming audience.”

    1) That visual is so upsetting

    2) This is rugged masculinity the way Joe Biden’s Mass Ave home in Washington, DC is in a “wooded area”

    3) Let’s all scream about Republicans not respecting women and then scream about how we’d make the POTUS have sex with us in the street and grind our hips.


  2. “If Obama road his bike into my neighborhood…”

    Harvey, that’s sounds like a “Straight Line of the Day” topic. Although probably not PG-13. I’m self editing everything already…

    If Obama road his bike into my neighborhood… he’d probably take it up the aaaaaaaaaaaaaa with a long gggggggggggggggg.


  3. While I understand that the metrosexual makeup of the Times, it still doesn’t explain the inherent nonsense of the phrase. Hugh Jackman, Chris Hemsworth, Jeremy Renner, Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Bruce Willis I could go on but you get my point, these are all masculinity gone wild. obama on a bike, he and Alan Alda can put on skirts and hold a tea party with their dollies and teddies.


  4. Oh and Caroline all I have to say is that after that visual I wanted to scrub my brain with a toothbrush full of bleach and then rinse with peroxide. Anything to get the visual of obama having sex with well…….anyone, especially Whoopie and Babawa. That’s wrong on so many levels.


  5. Reading the article I was, in turns, amused and driven to a bout of near-projectile vomiting.

    “Rugged masculinity”?!? Reagan and Teddy Roosevelt, two of the more “rugged” presidents of the 20th century, would laugh derisively at the concept.

    TR used to take on boxers, wrestlers and judo experts who were asked to the White House, hunt regularly, ride-and jump-horses, go on safaris, and was the first president to go up in an airplane. He was awarded the Medal of Honor for his service as a Colonel of volunteers during the Spanish-American War. He once gave an animated 90 minute speech after someone took a shot at him, carrying the bullet in his chest, not going to the hospital for treatment until he’d finished what he had to say.

    Reagan…well, his history speaks for itself. Facing down the Soviets, standing up against domestic Communist infiltration in Hollywood, maker of fences for his ranch out of telephone poles.

    Compared to these two, hell, compared to Harry Truman, he’s an utter wimp.

    Say his daughter Malia tried for a singing career and someone posted a scathing review of her negligible talents…does anyone think that Obama would threaten to kick the reviewer’s arse? Or would Obama just try to have another “beer summit” and “understand” the reviewer’s “feelings”?

    The guy’s a wuss right down to his eating of an ice cream cone with a spoon.

    BabaWawa wants to bust a hip replacement doing that eedjit? Fine. Hope Obama hasn’t had chickenpox yet.



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