McCain Insults Dictator

So McCain joked that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is a monkey, and some people called this racist. Of course, Bush got compared to a monkey constantly during his eight years, so are we really supposed to be upset when some evil dictator gets compared to one?

Frankly, I don’t see why all our elected officials aren’t out each day denouncing all of America’s enemies in profanity-laced tirades. What exactly are we paying these guys for anyway?

Heh. I just imagined Ahmadinejad hanging from a tree branch by his tail. What a silly monkey.

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12 Comments

  1. I just realized:
    “Mahmoud Ahmadinejad” sounds an awful lot like
    “My mood? I’m mad, in a jihad.”
    …Good mnemonic device.

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  2. To be fair, McCain should have realized how people might react before he called a black man a monkey.

    Ahmadinejad is black, right?

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  3. Ahmadinejad isn’t a monkey…he’s a jerk. It’s his boss the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla that’s a monkey.

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  4. Ahmadickhead is the next monkey Iran will launch, hopefully reaching the Moon.

    It’s all a plot of IMAO to get rid of the monkeys when they Nuke the Moon!

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  5. McCain did this on purpose. He loves nothing better than running to a microphone to apologize to a liberal or a dictator (usually at the same time).

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  6. This just in:

    It’s racist to call a man who holds Americans hostage and/or on death row a monkey, but it’s acceptable to refer to Americans who demand a budget hostage-taking terrorists.

    Do I have that right?

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