Nannies Will Nan
Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano warned that the internet is a dangerous place and people should practice “good cyber-hygiene”.
Great. How long until we hear that Joe Biden took his laptop into the shower with him?
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February 2nd, 2013 at 12:37 pm
Yeah, Nanny, you don’t want to get any of that Goo(gle) on you!
Google keeps records, so I use Bing a lot.
February 2nd, 2013 at 12:40 pm
She’s a nattering nabob nanny of negativism!
February 2nd, 2013 at 1:51 pm
“Be nice online, or we’ll wash your mouth out with SOPA.”*
*the Stop Online Piracy Act
February 2nd, 2013 at 1:53 pm
Cyber hygiene, ey?
You know why we need hygiene? To be clean.
You know what you are if you aren’t clean? Dirty and stinky.
You know who we see on our computers often? Obama.
You know what it means if Napolijockstrap is reminding us about cyber hygiene? That we’re dirty.
You know what it means if we’re dirty and we see Obama on our computers often? She’s calling Obama dirty and stinky.
SHE’S RACIST!
February 2nd, 2013 at 3:06 pm
EWWWW! A visual of Biden in the shower is not what I came here for!
February 2nd, 2013 at 3:48 pm
Wait for the cyber equivalent of condoms. “Always practice safe surfing.”
February 2nd, 2013 at 3:59 pm
@Wombat:
. . . which is why DHS would love to put a trojan on your computer….
February 2nd, 2013 at 4:05 pm
Homeland Security…timely as ever with the threat warnings !
February 2nd, 2013 at 5:39 pm
Carolyn, would I be ‘dirty and stinky’ if covered with garden dirt? Because, that happens a lot. I don’t want to be ‘dirty and stinky’ in your eyes and nose.
February 2nd, 2013 at 8:56 pm
Jimmy, if you’re covered in garden dirt because you’re weeding, it’s all good; I can’t stand weeding. Or, if you’re covered in dirt because you just beat some hippies off your lawn then it’s a noble dirty, and that’s good, too.
February 2nd, 2013 at 9:39 pm
1. Jimmy
Yeah, Nanny, you don’t want to get any of that Goo(gle) on you!
Google keeps records, so I use Bing a lot.
Check into Startpage, It puts a shell around google so your info does not get there
Startpage.com
February 2nd, 2013 at 10:04 pm
Nobody’s given bacon to Oppo yet? That’s the thread winner for sure, right there.
February 3rd, 2013 at 1:10 pm
CarolyntheMommy – we need to work on your weeding skeels!
February 3rd, 2013 at 1:11 pm
Thanks, RAML. Keep your powder dry.