Nannies Will Nan

Posted on February 2, 2013 12:00 pm

Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano warned that the internet is a dangerous place and people should practice “good cyber-hygiene”.

Great. How long until we hear that Joe Biden took his laptop into the shower with him?

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14 Responses to “Nannies Will Nan”

  1. Jimmy says:

    Yeah, Nanny, you don’t want to get any of that Goo(gle) on you!

    Google keeps records, so I use Bing a lot.

  2. Jimmy says:

    She’s a nattering nabob nanny of negativism!

  3. Oppo says:

    “Be nice online, or we’ll wash your mouth out with SOPA.”*

    *the Stop Online Piracy Act

  4. CarolyntheMommy says:

    Cyber hygiene, ey?

    You know why we need hygiene? To be clean.

    You know what you are if you aren’t clean? Dirty and stinky.

    You know who we see on our computers often? Obama.

    You know what it means if Napolijockstrap is reminding us about cyber hygiene? That we’re dirty.

    You know what it means if we’re dirty and we see Obama on our computers often? She’s calling Obama dirty and stinky.

    SHE’S RACIST!

  5. Cincimaddog says:

    EWWWW! A visual of Biden in the shower is not what I came here for!

  6. Wombat says:

    Wait for the cyber equivalent of condoms. “Always practice safe surfing.”

  7. Oppo says:

    @Wombat:
    . . . which is why DHS would love to put a trojan on your computer….

  8. CTCompromise says:

    Homeland Security…timely as ever with the threat warnings !

  9. Jimmy says:

    Carolyn, would I be ‘dirty and stinky’ if covered with garden dirt? Because, that happens a lot. I don’t want to be ‘dirty and stinky’ in your eyes and nose.

  10. CarolyntheMommy says:

    Jimmy, if you’re covered in garden dirt because you’re weeding, it’s all good; I can’t stand weeding. Or, if you’re covered in dirt because you just beat some hippies off your lawn then it’s a noble dirty, and that’s good, too.

  11. RAML says:

    1. Jimmy

    Yeah, Nanny, you don’t want to get any of that Goo(gle) on you!

    Google keeps records, so I use Bing a lot.

    Check into Startpage, It puts a shell around google so your info does not get there

    Startpage.com

  12. Ernie Loco says:

    Nobody’s given bacon to Oppo yet? That’s the thread winner for sure, right there.

  13. Jimmy says:

    CarolyntheMommy – we need to work on your weeding skeels!

  14. Jimmy says:

    Thanks, RAML. Keep your powder dry.

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