No, Seriously – They Named a Fish After Obama

Posted on February 7, 2013 4:00 pm

[High Praise! to American Digest]

[via The Guardian]

Yeah, a rainbow-colored, 2-inch-long perch.

Our first Gay President is now our first Piscene-American President.

Of course, a REAL president would get his name attached to something a little more impressive, like:

Send to Kindle
1 Star (Hated it)2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (Awesome) (10 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

11 Responses to “No, Seriously – They Named a Fish After Obama”

  1. plentyobailouts says:

    Now that the perch has a drone, Nemo remains in hiding.

  2. JAGernaut says:

    If it didn’t already have a name, this fish deserves the name far more than that innocent perch: candiru

  3. Anchorman says:

    Rots from the head…

  4. Oppo says:

    … no doubt a bottom feeder …

  5. Oppo says:

    touch to catch, though: always avoiding de-bait.

  6. Oppo says:

    “Carp: definition: to find fault or complain querulously or unreasonably.”

    There was already a fish named after Obama.

  7. blarg says:

    Hah! Take THAT Carter!

  8. Oppo says:

    And how about naming a Michellefish?

  9. Vaktatunnen says:

    I know its father met its mother but once, and then only briefly. But does it also suck scum? If not, then I’m afraid the fish has been unfairly named.

  10. Harvey says:

    Michellefish:

    http://listdom.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/fangtooth-fish.jpg

    Michelle:

    http://thedailycricket.com/2012/01/16/michelle-obama-the-next-one-who-calls-me-an-angry-black-woman-is-going-to-get-their-ass-kicked/

    Close enough

  11. Oppo says:

    And, in other science news:

    Paragordius Obamai
    Hairworm biodiversity survey | January 2013

    The discovery of a new hairworm species–Paragordius obamai

    ” . . The project involved the collection of snails that serve as intermediate hosts for the human parasite Schistosoma mansoni.”

    ” . . .Hairworms use insects such as crickets as hosts and can also use snails as intermediate hosts. . . .”

    “Since the initial discovery of the new hairworm species, this remote part of Kenya has gained international attention. Just 19 kilometers (11 miles) to the northwest of Kasabong stream sits the town of Kogelo, where President Barack H. Obama’s father was born and paternal step-grandmother resides. The town contains the Senator Barack Obama Primary and Secondary Schools (Figure 4). Hanelt, Bolek, and Schmidt-Rhaesa decided to name this new and unique species in honor of the 44th president of the United States—Paragordius obamai.”

Leave a Reply

XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>