Probably Really Likes the Parts About Heads on Platters

At a prayer breakfast, President Obama said, “I often search for scripture to figure out how I can be a better man as well as a better president.”

That explains a lot, since there’s nothing in the Bible but Kings, Emperors, and Pharaohs.

PS – Mr. President… the parts about the early reign of King Manasseh are supposed to be a cautionary tale, not an instruction manual.

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  1. As with most Muslims he doesn’t understand the scriptures because in order to really get something out of them you need to read them with the Spirit. In order to have the Spirt (Holy Ghost) with you, you have to be living a good life, you know no lying, cheating, stealing, killing, worshiping false Gods …………basically the Ten Commandments (not the ten suggestions). So of course he doesn’t understand them. He has not basis on which to build understanding. It’s all Greek or Arabic to him.

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  2. When Obama says “scripture” he means he searches “The Collected Works of Joseph Stalin” and the book that Saul Akinsky dedicated to Satan. Being a better man means supporting Islam, promoting Homosexuality and Governmental theft.

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  3. Wait, how can the occupant be mooseslime and promote homosexuality? I though the moosslimes executed homosexuals for not being pedophiles. Although he does su;port government theft and lying, so he could be a non-devotional moosslime. Although I think his rule of thumb is being done wrong.

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