Probably Really Likes the Parts About Heads on Platters

Posted on February 11, 2013 7:00 pm

At a prayer breakfast, President Obama said, “I often search for scripture to figure out how I can be a better man as well as a better president.”

That explains a lot, since there’s nothing in the Bible but Kings, Emperors, and Pharaohs.

PS – Mr. President… the parts about the early reign of King Manasseh are supposed to be a cautionary tale, not an instruction manual.

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8 Responses to “Probably Really Likes the Parts About Heads on Platters”

  1. seanmahair says:

    As with most Muslims he doesn’t understand the scriptures because in order to really get something out of them you need to read them with the Spirit. In order to have the Spirt (Holy Ghost) with you, you have to be living a good life, you know no lying, cheating, stealing, killing, worshiping false Gods …………basically the Ten Commandments (not the ten suggestions). So of course he doesn’t understand them. He has not basis on which to build understanding. It’s all Greek or Arabic to him.

  2. Apostic says:

    the parts about the early reign of King Manasseh are supposed to be a cautionary tale

    The later reign of Herod Agrippa came to mind…

  3. Tau Dades says:

    maybe its time to try a new translation, obviously his comprehension is pretty low.

  4. Carpenter says:

    When Obama says “scripture” he means he searches “The Collected Works of Joseph Stalin” and the book that Saul Akinsky dedicated to Satan. Being a better man means supporting Islam, promoting Homosexuality and Governmental theft.

  5. Oppo says:

    “The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.” – Shakespeare

  6. Les says:

    Then there’s the story of another King of Babylon. “You didn’t write that.”

  7. Larry E says:

    He means he haul out his Cliffs Notes pamphlet on “What Christians Believe,” so he can find some more B.S. to throw into his speeches.

  8. plentyobailouts says:

    Wait, how can the occupant be mooseslime and promote homosexuality? I though the moosslimes executed homosexuals for not being pedophiles. Although he does su;port government theft and lying, so he could be a non-devotional moosslime. Although I think his rule of thumb is being done wrong.

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