Why in the world is it called the “Affordable Care Act”? I guess it was determined we could all afford to pay more.
Funny, now that I’m more certain my first novel is good, I’m more worried my second isn’t since it’s completely different. Strategy was to try a bunch of different styles until I could find one that would sell. Hopefully I’m awesome no matter what I write.
If there is a mass shooting, the DHS suggests fighting back with scissors? What if the gunman has a rock?
I’ll probably stick to fighting back using my own firearm.
Are we going to act like the NRA’s “good guy with a gun” was a crazy statement, or are we still arming security and police officers?
What’s the dumber government advice: The “duck and cover” response to a nuclear attack or the “scissors” response to a mass shooting?
Being down in the Grand Canyon is crazy. You can just snap your camera in any direction and have a picture worth framing.
The fact that people have to refer to the Super Bowl as the “Big Game” to not get sued is one of the dumbest things ever.
My favorite figure in black history is Lonnie Johnson. Thanks to him, my brother and I pwned an entire summer camp.
Nothing like being the first kid to have a Super Soaker. That’s something no other generation will get to know. It’s just like the short time when the U.S. was the only one with an atomic bomb.
Just told coworker: “I just design it. I don’t know how to test it or even exactly what it does.” I could probably be a better engineer.
But not a more awesome one.
Hagel is so dumb Obama should have made him his vice president.
States that don’t honor concealed carry permits if you don’t live in the state that issued it, what the hell?
Taxes = “give us money to support cowboy poetry festivals or I’ll send people with guns after you.” Something fundamentally wrong about that.